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女兒剛才上網課時，老師好像在討論著不同的國家，然後很隨性問道有誰去過這個國家與否。
講到中國時，小女說她去過。
老魔我在調著讓精神晨舉的咖啡時，心想『我們沒有帶她去過中國，她也沒有意識到香港的迪斯尼是中國的一部份』。
然後我女兒才說她有到過淘寶。
老師大笑之際，糾正她那是中國買東西的網站。
接下來才夠力，我的女兒開始很八卦的說自己的馬麻很喜歡常常去淘寶。
八卦是她的天性，三八是她的本能。
因為前陣子老婆笑著跟我講我們女兒說她喜歡多一個妹妹，老婆就說如果要生孩子爸爸和媽媽是要性交一段時間才可以有Baby。
我的女兒翻白眼的說：Fine～You guys lock the door and have sex every night.（好吧，妳們兩老每晚鎖門行房吧）
我跟老婆說，我們很有福氣，有這麼孝順的女兒。
我總覺得有一天她上網課時，如果是講到男女結婚生子的課題，她會很三八的在眾多小朋友的網課上說：『老師！老師！結婚不一定會生孩子，要好像我把拔和馬麻晚上進房，鎖門，聽音樂，才會生孩子的。我的弟弟很可愛，但是他很煩，我要多一個妹妹，但等了醬久，馬麻的肚子沒有大，但把拔的肚子就越來越大。』
藍燁 Lan Yeh【Señorita 中文cover】feat. Daphne • 小丰
Youtube連結：https://youtu.be/GgNbsBY6Msg
我喜歡聽你叫我señorita
I like it when you call me señorita
我以為可以假裝不在意他
I thought I could pretend to ignore you
但每次觸碰 woo la la la
But every touch is woo la la la
It’s true la la la
Woo 我想要逃離
Woo I should be running
Woo 你讓我看不清左右
Woo you have my head spinning
前進邁阿密
Heading to Miami
夏天午後悶熱氣溫
Summer heat in the afternoon air
我大汗如雨
Sweat dripping off me
知道她名字之前 woo la la la
Before I even knew her name woo la la la
感覺已酷 la la la
Feeling cool la la la
Yeah no
藍寶色月光
Sapphire moonlight
幾小時跳舞沙灘上
We danced for hours in the sand
龍蛇蘭日出
Tequila sunrise
身體緊貼手的弧度 la la la
Her body fit right in my hands la la la
感覺超酷 la la la yeah
Feeling so cool la la la yeah
我喜歡聽你叫(我)señorita
I like it when you call (me) señorita
我以為可以假裝不在意他
I thought I could pretend to ignore you
但每次觸碰 woo la la la
But every touch is woo la la la
It’s true la la la
Woo 我想要逃離
Woo I should be running
Woo 你知道
Woo you know
我喜歡你叫(我)señorita
I like it when you call (me) señorita
我希望不會害怕會失去他
I wish I wouldn’t be scare of losing you
但每次觸碰 woo la la la
But every touch is woo la la la
It’s true la la la
Woo 我想要逃離
Woo I should be running
Woo 你讓我看不清左右
Woo you have my head spinning
相約在motel
Motel date cruising
緊閉後鎖上了房門
Close and lock down the door
說只是朋友
You say we're just friends
但朋友不知道的是 la la la
But there are things that friends should never know la la la
已經等了你那麼的久
Cause you know it’s been a long time coming
拜託請你別放過我 uh~
Please do not give me a chance to slip away uh~
woo 被你的唇解鎖
Woo unlock me with your lips
勾住舌頭
Hooked on your tongue
Woo 吻的太致命
Woo your kiss is deadly
別停下
Don’t stop
我喜歡聽你叫(我)señorita
I like it when you call (me) señorita
我以為可以假裝不在意他
I thought I could pretend to ignore you
但每次觸碰 woo la la la
But every touch is woo la la la
It’s true la la la
Woo 我想要逃離
Woo I should be running
Woo 你知道
Woo you know
我喜歡你叫(我)señorita
I like it when you call (me) señorita
我希望不會害怕會失去他
I wish I wouldn’t be scare of losing you
但每次觸碰 woo la la la
But every touch is woo la la la
It’s true la la la
Woo 我想要逃離
Woo I should be running
Woo 你讓我看不清左右
Woo you have my head spinning
一直以來心裡都是你
In my heart you’re were always the only one
希望對你也有些意義
And I hope it meant something to you
大喊我名字就去找你
Call my name I’ll be coming for you
飛去找你
Fly right to you
我要～
I want ya~
我要～
I want ya~
我要飛去你那裡~
I wanna fly to you~
我要～
I want ya~
Woo 我想要逃離
Woo I should be running
Woo 你讓我看不清左右
Woo you have my head spinning
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【圖不對文】我覺得我是那種「一朝被蛇咬，十年怕草繩」的人😐 不要以為愛旅遊等於愛冒險，生命安全跟自身財產我可是顧得很緊😆
事情發生在前年的舊家... York 某個晚上下班忘了關鐵門跟車庫門🏠 雖然住在好區，但雙門開開等於就是跟大家說歡迎光臨😑
於是晚上就有人經過，進來把我們車上的現金跟遙控器拿走，可能是希望等我們上班後再回來好好偷東西🙄 所幸小偷沒有把連結車庫跟房子的門打開（也沒鎖） 不然他把我們在睡夢中殺掉，我們也會不知道🤣
事發過後我對於鎖門這件事情超敏感😐 因為自小家人對鎖門就有強迫症，不管是爸爸、表妹或是阿嬤，睡前一定會在巡邏一次。我實在沒有想到我需要在 York 下班後檢查門有沒有關🤦 雖然只有那一次，但已經在我心中留下陰影...
今年搬新家的前兩個禮拜，我爸媽有從黃金海岸過來幫我們打掃🧹 有幾晚我爸發現 York 都忘了鎖門，所以會提醒他一下🔐
結果我爸媽離開後，雖然都有鎖門，但是我居然開始睡得不安穩😖 每天早上醒來都很擔心出了房門會不會看到外面一片狼藉😨 甚至可以想像那個畫面，反正就到有點病態的感覺😣
York 提議要克服我的恐懼就是要讓我知道事情其實不會發生，所以叫我幾晚不鎖門，如果沒遭小偷的話，那麼我的恐懼搞不好就消失了？！！🤔 反正這個提議我回絕了，最後決定兩個人晚上睡前一起巡邏確定每扇門都有鎖 🔐
好不容易一個多月過後，我睡覺醒來終於不在恐懼中😌 結果昨天晚上 York 倒垃圾回來後就忘了關鐵門以及兩扇大門！！重點是我叫他過來的時候他還跟我說明明就有關，真奇怪怎麼會發生這樣的問題🙄 當初花幾萬塊台幣把這房子的鐵門修好，就是因為我會感到比較安心！結果居然又忘了關😠
由於我們都在客廳看電視，搞不好有人真的跑進來也說不定。於是就一起到每個房間查詢。主臥室有個衣櫃沒關，剛好有陣風吹過來讓那門晃動🌬️ York 就突然跳到牆角做出要打拳擊的樣子，重點是我人還在離衣櫃比較近的地方欸！！！
「你為什麼不罵我？」他問。
上次發生那件事情的時候，我覺得是不小心就不罵了，知錯能改就好😒 結果這次又發生。尤其知道我上個月才因恐懼而睡不好還這樣，所以震驚到沒辦法生氣，只是頭痛得要命🤦🤦🤦 連我自己都不知道如何處理情緒。
還好幾個小時後我還是怒火上來（感覺自己變得正常一點）雖然沒發作，但至少是自己可以認知的情緒，不然感覺超亂的😖
這讓我想到當時在南美的差點被大狗咬，後來有大約兩年的時候連看到我朋友的小貴賓都會全身緊繃害怕🐶 其實這篇也沒有要表達什麼，只是紀錄一下。一個人的恐懼是真實的存在的，不管看起來多麼莫名其妙。
大家也有什麼恐懼想要分享嗎？歡迎歡迎😆 🙏
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＃澳洲生活 ＃我是長舌婦哈哈
So... Last night York completely forgot to close our gate and left our front door open after he went to dispose to rubbish bin🤦
I actually have a true phobia with regards to ppl coming in and rob our house😖 It was so severe that every morning I woke up feeling stressed that someone may have broken in😣
It all happened when York forgot to close our gate & garage door back in Adelaide🔓 This opportunist saw it and came in and stole some cash from the car as well as the remote control😬 Probably hoping to come back while we both at work...
The door connecting the garage and the house wasn't locked either, so technically he could come in and kill us in our sleep😨 Ever since then I've been a bit paranoid about it..
So this year, after we moved Melbourne, my parents came over to help during the first two weeks of our move. Dad occasionally found York forgetting to lock the doors🔓
This started making me EXTREMELY paranoid, to the point I would wake up in middle of the night or in the morning feeling stressed and wonder what's outside our bedroom door😨
York suggested maybe keep the doors unlocked for a few days, so if no one breaks in, that means my phobia is not real😑 Of course I rejected this outrageous idea! We ended up agreeing on going through every door before bed so I can feel secure. After a month of this, I truly can sleep with ease..😶
However, last night York forgot to close the gate and the doors AGAIN!! I was so shocked that I couldn't even feel anger, my head was bursting with pain😖
As we were in the lounge eating, potentially someone would've come in, so we decided to go around the house to make sure no one is hiding anywhere😠
One of our wardrobe door was open, York thought there was someone in there so he jumped back 5 feet 😑 I was like in front of him...🙄🙄
Anyways.. this post is just to document the incidence and that I am a paranoid person😑 Love to travel does not equate to me being a risk taker...😒😒
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"Aomori, Japan. 1936. Prisoner Yoshie Shiratori had had enough. He was forced to confess to a murder he did not commit, falsely imprisoned in Aomori Prison, beaten and tortured every night by prison guards, and, now worse, prosecutors were seeking the death penalty. In his mind, it was time to go; but Aomori Prison wasn’t the easiest to escape. Regardless, Yoshie Shiratori had nothing to lose, and so at 5:30 am he made his move. He knew there would be a 15 minute gap in the patrol time as he had studied the guards’ routine for months; and when the coast was clear, he pulled out a metal wire (which he had smuggled in from the bathhouse) and started to pick the lock. (This was originally the metal support ring that was wrapped around the bathing buckets inmates used to wash themselves). His hands were stiff from the wintry cold, but after a few minutes of picking, he had success, and his cell door swung open. But he wasn’t out of the woods yet, because there were more locked doors ahead. He knew he only had a few minutes left before the guards would return, and so he wasted no time attempting to pick his way through the remaining security doors. Now fortunately for him, he was able to make it out of the facility, but the bad news was that he was only halfway to freedom. You see, he was still well within the search perimeter, which meant at any moment the alarm could go off and he’d still be caught. At 5:45am the guards returned, peering into his cell; and this is what they saw - Shiratori sound asleep in his futon bed..."
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