【被男客人逗笑記】
MY HUMOUROUS MALE CLIENTS
不知是不是物以類聚,人以群分的關係,原來我的客人也蠻幽默的。
事件一:
男客人:「老師!哇,你真人的臉比較小,在螢幕上看你的臉是比較大的!」
我抬頭看著男客人。
「你今天來,是幫我看相的嗎?」
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事件二:
我:「X先生,之前我這樣對你,是因為⋯⋯」
男客人一臉殷勤的說:「沒事,師父!你不用解釋,我都明白!我見過很多高人,高人高人一等,所以性格上都是有點奇怪,有些怪癖的!」
欸,不對,這是對我的讚譽嗎?怎麼聽起來怪怪的?🤨
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事件三:
我站在餐廳外,等老公結帳。
突然,一把聲音:「李老師!」
我轉過頭,欸,一家大小,是不熟悉的臉孔,應該是影片的觀眾吧!
帶著口罩都能被認出,對方真是好眼力。
我立刻現出「空姐式的微笑」,並打招呼。#反應快
男士告訴我,他很想請我到他家看風水。我點頭說,可以等報名表開放時報名。
之後⋯⋯
他眼睛就一直盯著我的雙眸看,再三的問:
「老師,你⋯⋯看得到,對嗎?」
我心裡的OS:我今天戴著隱形眼鏡,看你們一家人的樣子很清楚。我們第一次見面,我沒有認錯,我視力沒問題啊~
所以我很自然的點頭:「看到啊!」
男士保持著禮貌的距離,頭繼續往前,目不轉睛的研究著我的眼睛,喃喃自語:「我看老師的眼睛,是看得到的。」
然後,彷彿得到答案後,男士臉上才露出滿意的笑容。
看著他的表情,心裡覺得有點莫名其妙。
我只是因為以前用錯眼霜,眼袋那裡長了很多油泡而已,眼睛沒什麼問題啊~
告別後,我站在電動扶梯上,腦袋好像被五雷轟頂似後,我才猛然驚覺⋯⋯🤯
原來他剛才是在問,我到底是不是開了天眼,能否看到無形的朋友!
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I wonder whether it’s because of the theory “Birds of the same feather flock together”. I realise a number of my clients do have a funny bone in them.
Incident 1:
Male client, “Wow, Teacher! Your face in person is smaller! Your face look bigger on screen!”
I raised my head to look at him.
Me, “Are you here today to do face reading for me?”
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Incident 2:
Me, “Mr X, I treated you that way earlier on, because ⋯”
Male client earnestly chirped, “No worries, Master! You don’t have to explain. I totally understand. I have met many expert masters. Being superior experts, they are all eccentric in their own ways and all have some quirks!”
Erm, is this a compliment for me? Why does it sound weird somehow? 🤨
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Incident 3:
I was waiting outside the restaurant for the husband to settle the bill.
Out of the blue, I heard a voice, “Teacher Lee!”
I turned my head around and saw a family of unfamiliar faces. They must be viewers of my videos, I thought.
I was mildly surprised to be recognized with my mask on. They sure have good eyesight.
I flashed my signature SQ smile at them and greeted them. #quickreaction
The man of the family told me that he wished to invite me to his home for a Feng Shui audit. I nodded my head and told him to register when my forms opened.
And then…
His eyes fixated on mine, and asked repeatedly,
“Teacher, you…can see, right?”
The OS inside my mind started racing. I was wearing contact lenses and I had no problem seeing your faces. I was pretty sure that today was our first time meeting. There was no issue with my eyes.
So I naturally nodded my head and replied, “Yes, I can see!”
He kept a polite distance but his head inched forward a teeny bit, with his eyes relentlessly exploring mine.
He then mumbled, “I see that Teacher’s eyes are able to see.”
His face began to smile, as if his exploration had gotten him a satisfactory answer.
Looking at his expression, I felt baffled.
I only had many milia seeds under my eyes due to using the wrong eye cream in my youth, but apart from that, my eyes are perfectly fine.
After bidding farewell, as I took the escalator, my brain lit up as if it was struck by the five thunders.
I suddenly realised…
The male viewer was asking if I had the clairvoyant eye and could see the invisible!
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#コナミが発売したPCECD用ADV('92年)からのMCD(Sega CD)移植版。コナミ開発6部が開発、コナミが北米(Sega CD)と欧州(Mega CD)でのみ発売した。
主な変更点としては、グラフィックの減色、人物等のグラフィックの修正、STG場面のザ・ジャスティファイアー対応、舞台の年代が5年後に変更、カトリーヌの年齢が18歳に変更等。
BGMは悪魔城ドラキュラ(68/'93年)や、悪魔城ドラキュラX・血の輪廻(PCECD/'93年)等の地獄車中村氏を始めとしたコナミのサウンドスタッフらによる共同作・編曲。
opn2曲とcd曲で構成されているが、opn2曲は88のopna版に近い作り。
大幅なアレンジが施された曲や、新曲に差し替えられた曲もある。
ドライバ作成: 笠井治氏、荘司朗氏
作曲:中村圭三氏、安達昌宣氏、今井 一仁氏、大内正徳氏、山岡晃氏
Year: 1994.12.15(U),(EU)
Manufacturer: konami / konami DP6
Computer: Mega CD,Sega CD
Sound: YM2612,SN76489,CD-DA
Music driver programmer: Osamu Kasai, Akira Souji
Arranger: Keizou Nakamura, Masanori Adachi, Kazuhito Imai, Masanori Ohuchi, Akira Yamaoka
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00:00 01.Signature
00:05 02.Bio Hazard / PROLOGUE DEMO
04:43 03.One Night In Neo Kobe City / オープニング
07:49 04.J.U.N.K.E.R H.Q
08:43 05.Theme Of Metal Gear
09:19 06.Creeping Silence / PURESUER PART1
11:11 07.Pleasure Of Tension / PURESUER PART3
13:07 08.Jamie's Theme
15:34 09.Follow Up The Scent
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20:47 12.Innocent Girl
23:10 13.Merry X'mas Neo Kobe City (Jingle Bell 2042) / JINGLE BELL
25:23 14.Plato's Cavern
27:06 15.Decadance Beat
28:33 16.The Entrance To Hell / OUTER HEAVEN1
30:52 17.Theme Of Isabel / OUTER HEAVEN2
32:17 18.Criminal Omen / PURESUER PART2
34:18 19.Virtual Image / TRANSFORM RISA
35:05 20.Faded Memories (ZOOM track version) /
38:54 21.Endless Pursuer / PURESUER PART4
40:53 22.Theme of Jamie
44:33 23.Gillian's Apartment
46:15 24.Theme Of KATHARINE (Part 2) / KATRINE PART2
47:40 25.Theme of Snatcher (part2)
51:49 26.Goodbye Harry (Part 1)
52:29 27.Beyond Sorrows / EPIROGUE
56:21 28.SPREADING DIEHARD / SEARCH LIGHT
57:10 29.PREASUR OF TENSION / PURESUER PART3
01:00:42 30.BLOW UP TRYCICLE
01:02:16 31.Triumphal Arch
01:07:03 32.The Lair
01:08:29 33.Morg / MORTUARY PART1
01:10:12 34.RESTORATION
01:12:17 35.Face to Face
01:15:31 36.Eternal Promise (Part 1) /
01:18:26 37.Eternal Promise (Part 2) / Goodbye Random/
01:20:04 38.Cure
01:23:27 39.Red March
01:25:32 40.Cold Sleep
01:29:17 41.Metal Gear to the Rescue
01:30:24 42.Theme Of Elijah
01:33:32 43.Twilight of Neo Kobe City
01:36:43 44.Theme Of Snatcher
01:40:46 45.Tears Stained Eyes / エンディング
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sound signature 在 FU LOVE Youtube 的最佳解答
#married #結婚了 #FULOVE
在馬來西亞結婚真的不容易。疫情當中遇到簽證問題,工作人員說今天不能結婚了!
J-Mie 的婚紗是來自:
Gelly Wee Signature - Ig: @gellyweeweddinggown
我的西裝
PAGE Tailor KL - Sri Petaling
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000493542144
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