今天又用我的血來溫暖妳們在婚姻中冰冷的心了,很多時候我都覺得幸好有娘娘,不然她爸姓命真的岌岌可危啊🚬
孕婦最近胃口稍微好轉也比較不吐了,昨晚吃外帶火鍋,吃完先是胃絞痛接著上吐下瀉,食物中毒又來了啦莫非我是神農氏?
照例娘娘來拍背遞紙巾「爸爸快來!媽媽一直吐!吐很多!」
「妳不要管媽媽,讓她吐,妳出來」
「老頗妳慢慢吐啊,好臭哦我把門關上」
少爺碰的把門一關就把女兒帶走了。
臭你個⋯⋯是不能關心一下老頗嗎亞斯男?
等吐完拉完,我臉色發青呼喚少爺來扶,搖搖晃晃地走出來倒在地墊上(全身臭汗潔癖不想躺在床),娘娘又去扯枕頭塞在我頭下面,悉心呵護照料周到,一切就是個Yesterday once more。
「老頗妳怎麼樣?好一點沒有?」
少爺蹲在旁皺眉問。
「還好,讓我躺一下」
「來,妞妞我們繼續看電視不要吵媽媽」
「怎麼可以看電視!媽媽不舒服啊」
「為什麼不能看?讓媽媽躺一下就好了」
少爺自顧自打開Netflix ,他最近迷上The good doctor 良醫墨非影集,假日都要看好幾集。
「哇,天啊,心臟還可以這樣子割出來的嗎」
「這樣血不會流光嗎?」
「拿出來竟然還會跳耶!老頗妳看到了嗎」
看就算了,還一直對著倒在地上的老頗驚嘆。
我沒看到,不如我割你的心臟出來,我們一起看看還會不會跳?(手不自覺出現磨刀姿勢)
「爸爸,你把電視關掉啦!」
娘娘站起來擋在電視前瞪著爸爸。
「幹嘛要關掉啦!」
「媽媽不舒服躺在地上,你還繼續看電視,#你真的很沒禮貌吧!」
5歲的娘娘義正嚴詞的教訓39歲的少爺。
「那關掉電視她就會好嗎?」
「不是那個問題,#爸爸你可以關心一下媽媽嗎,#太不尊重人了吧!」
說的好啊說得好!(躺著鼓掌)
「雖然我不知道妳們在說什麼,關掉就是了嘛」
少爺不甘不願關掉電視來坐在我身旁。
「那老頗妳有覺得好一點嗎?對了是不是需要我握妳的手會好一點啊我記得啊!來來來。」
「可是,老頗妳剛剛又吐又拉有沒有把手洗乾淨?上面有沒有糞啊?」(舉起來嗅)
⋯⋯算了你還是去看電視好了啦(氣若游絲)
圖片是兄妹倆,5歲的都懂的事情到底為什麼39歲的不懂呢?請大家不要為我哭泣,這亞斯射手男是我自己選的,他還是有優秀表現雖然不太多,仔細想破頭還是有的。
今天又用我的血來暖妳們,用強烈對比襯托出各位老公的正常,讓無數個家庭感到幸福,這就是我今生積德,下輩子我會投胎成貝克漢的女兒吧(滿懷希望)
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今天禮拜五
Today is Friday
這個禮拜我還沒有辦法拍片
I can make video this week
我需要一杯咖啡跟寫腳本
I need a cup of coffee and write a script
這個禮拜我發現一件事
I discovered one thing this week
台灣的疫 情相對的非常好
The situation in Taiwan is relatively good
尤其是如果我們要跟
Especially if we want to talk to
西班牙、美國、義大利、中國比較
Comparison of Spain, United States, Italy, and China
對,我們要戴口 罩,要洗手
We need wear a mask and wash our hands
還有少出門
And stay more at home
但是商店都開
But shops are open
我們可以出門
We can go out
我們可以去看醫生
We can go to the doctor
還可以買一大推的衛生紙
You can also buy a a lot of toilet paper
因為台灣很安全
Because Taiwan is safe
但是這件事讓我們與
But this matter make us
有一種距離感
A sense of distance
我們與惡的距離
Our distance from evil
我有一件事要告訴你們
I have something to tell you
但是有一點不知道要怎麼跟你們講
But I don’t know how to tell you
我有一個朋友他是
I have a friend he is
的患 者
Patient
他昨天跟我說他惡化
He told me yesterday he was worse
我真的以為他會過世
I really thought he would die
我一整天在邊哭邊工作
I work while crying all day
對這個不是開玩笑
Not kidding about this
而且我家人昨天跟我說
And my family told me yesterday
我妹妹在西班牙她發 燒
My sister has a fever in Spain
不知道你有沒有聽過但是
I don't know if you've heard it but
在西班牙買不到 口 罩
Masks are not available in Spain
不是西班牙不願意買
Is not Spain don’t want to buy
是真的買不到
Really can't buy
你做XXX的測驗是幾乎不可能的
It's almost impossible for you to take the test
當然不能出門
Of course, can't go out
也不可以去看醫生
Or go to the doctor
醫療系統 癱 瘓
medical system is collapsed
你可以想像這種狀況嗎?
Can you imagine this situation?
今天我朋友跟我妹妹好一點
My friend and my sister are feeling better
但是我還是非常擔心
But I'm still very worried
那這件事跟你有什麼關係
What does this matter have to do with you
台灣安全但是
Taiwan safe but
如果惡化呢?
What if it get worse?
有想過嗎?
Have you thought about it?
阿呆答案不是買泡麵買衛生紙
The answer is not to buy instant noodles or toilet paper
可能你覺得沒有問題
Maybe you think there is no problem
但是你有沒有看到台灣患者的數資
But have you seen the data in Taiwan?
有沒有發現一個趨勢?
Have you seen the trend?
不要恐慌
Don't panic
但是可以準備
But be ready
我們問問看IKU老師
Let's ask teacher IKU
大家早安
Good morning everybody
等一下要跟IKU老師見面
I'll see Teacher IKU later
我遲到
I'm late
我跟你說師大很安全
NTNU is safe
我沒事
I'm fine
我很糟糕
I am horrible
IKU老師 す み ま せ ん
IKU teacher, Sorry
沒問題的
no problem
拍影片之前還是要吃早餐
breakfast before the video
吃什麼早餐呢
What's for breakfast
是什麼呢
what is it then
豬排,豬排三明治
Pork chop sandwich
美食節目,百萬YouTuber
Food Show, Million YouTuber
還有美式咖啡
And Americano
いただきます
Go ahead
我們過了幾個禮拜
We have a few weeks
會危險嗎?
Is it dangerous?
說不定喔
Maybe
那時候怎麼辦?
What to do then?
首先我們要問IKU老師
First we should ask Teacher IKU
哈囉大家好我是IKU老師
Hello everyone, I'm IKU teacher
どーもー!やっほー
Hello! How are you?
對啊
yes
要怎麼辦?
What can we do?
好好的想想在家裡做的娛樂
Think about the entertainment at home
不要出門真的不可以出門
Don't go out really, can't go out
有可能桌遊也好
Maybe a board game
跟家人玩也是OK的
It’s ok to have fun with your family
或是網路上的遊戲喔
Or online games
或是看YouTube
Or watch YouTube
有訂閱嗎?
Is there a subscription?
我不會強迫他們訂閱
I will not force them to subscribe
訂閱一下嗎?
Would you like to subscribe?
還有其他的建議嗎?
Any other suggestions?
沒
No
一。你要留在家裡
One. You better to stay at home
可以保護自己也可以保護他人
You can protect yourself and others
你要變成阿宅
You want to be a nerd
同時可以把握機會看更多YouTube的影片
you can take the chance to watch more YouTube
好不好?
Ok?
二。如果你出門不要用交通工具
Two. Don't use transportation if you go out
獨輪車是不是很安全?
Unicycle is safer
獨輪車很安全
The unicycle is safer
三。你可以買反 毒衣服
Three. You can buy anti-toxic clothes
跟防 毒面具
With gas mask
安全第一
Safety first
四。要學習煮飯
Four. Learn to cook
吃的健康會讓你的免疫系統變強
Eating healthy makes your immune system stronger
要去買菜
Going to buy food
五。有養成每天運動的習慣
Five. Make the habit of exercising every day
你的免疫系統會更強
Your immune system will be stronger
而且你不會那麼肥肥
And you will not be so fat
OK啦
OK
我知道你沒辦法
I know you can't
因為你是一個懶惰鬼
Because you are a lazy guy
所以我們要做一件事
So, we will do one thing
這是我的IG
This is my IG
趕快大家在那邊follow我
Hurry up everyone follow me over there
為什麼?
why?
因為我每天早上
Because every morning
會開給直播
I will make a stream
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Free coaching for you
每天會做非常簡單非常短
It’s very simple and short every day
10分鐘的鍛煉
10 minutes of exercise
一起在家裡運動
Exercise at home together
不管你怕… 或是你太肥肥
No matter if you are afraid of… or you are too fat
follow我
follow me
要記得台灣很安全
Remember Taiwan is safe
但是要繼續加油
But keep going
我是黑素斯
I am Jesus
拜
Bye
下個禮拜
Next week
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see you
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