關於 the trouble with being myself ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀 𝐇𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐌!

A couple of months ago, my firstborn got into trouble when she managed to access a site that she not supposed to go into (it wasn’t p*rn, but Azmi and I specifically banned her from visiting it).

We explained and reminded her again why she was being reprimanded.

It was a painful lesson for her as we were all home bound no thanks to the pandemic and her gadgets were taken away, screen time for online classes were made tighter.

So she was disconnected from her virtual “friends” and most importantly , her games and anime.

We revisited this episode a few months back when we came across an article about cybertheft and internet fraud. When we had a discussion with her about this, I think that’s when it finally hit her how her curiosity (and as a rebellious teen myself, I acknowledge and was mindful of that trait) could have gone awry had we not found out.

I told her that cyber crimes are offences and punishment includes imprisonment for some.

She was remorseful and regretted her actions.

“But what if those really smart hackers use their skills for good instead Mama?”

She brought up a good point.

That is why I’m allowing Isobel some leeway to listen to our LIVESTREAM tonight. I will speak to two Cybersecurity experts, (one being a certified hacker), to learn more about Cybersecurity and what job offerings are opened for those keen in this field.

Date: 19th May 2021 (TONIGHT)
Time : 8-9PM
Daphne Iking FB/ YouTube

Tag your friends or family who might be keen on knowing more about this. Thank you JobStreet Malaysia for initiating this platform. #JobsThatMatter

<脫口秀小訣竅中英翻譯-靈感篇>

文長注意!

之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。

小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。

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靈感

Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。

Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。

Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。

Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。

Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!

Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。

Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。

Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。

Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。

Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”

Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。

Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“

Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。

Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。

Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。

Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”

Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。

Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。

Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。

Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。

I used to be a very Angry Person

I’ve never spoken about this on my platform before, but I’ve build the courage to share after reaching out for help & to talk about it more often.

In Psychology, being Angry OFTEN means somewhere in life, you got really hurt & damaged - emotionally & mentally, and you respond with anger whenever something similar comes up.

To put it simple: imagine a really scared dog that has been abused by people all it’s life. Now when people come near it, it acts out of fear & anger

So yea

I used to NOT be able to handle my Temper
I can be so darn frustrated with myself, and shut away from the world. Most of the time I’d channel it to the gym. But when I don’t have the gym, it becomes Trouble

I mean I still get angry, but I managed figured out a way to tame this emotion and to prevent it from hurting myself or anyone (Swipe Right to read)

I share this because I made a promise to myself that 2021 onwards, I will step up to own every problem I see, but it starts with me

I’m still learning tbh, but as long as I don’t give up, I will master this and will be able to help others with the same problem 🔥

#RealProblems #PeopleDontSeeThisSide
@ Malaysia

Hello, I am umino.Thank you for watching this video.This description uses Google Translate.
ハロハロ、我うみのなり～。動画を見てくれてすぐそこサンクス。

People who don't understand Japanese can't understand what I'm talking about in this video. So I will explain it in the summary column.
日本語が分からない人のために英語も載せておくよ。翻訳ミスは全てソフトのせいにするよ。

The material in this video, what a year and a half ago, was taken. Why do I leave it up to this point? I think the reason is because there was a subtle part to it. Maybe.
この動画の素材、なんと1年半前に撮ってました。何故ここまで放置しておくのか。その理由は微妙なパートがあったからだと思う。多分

I've put out a lot of subtle videos in the past, but the even more subtle ones are doomed to be forgotten in this way. I've been getting into a "proactive video posting mentality" lately, so I've been checking out some of the old material rather well.
今までもたくさんの微妙な動画を出してきたけど、その中でも更に微妙なものはこうやって忘れ去られる運命にある。最近は「積極的に動画を投稿するメンタル」になっているので、昔の素材も割と確認してる。

This video was made before I changed cameras, so the quality is poor. The background is also quite appropriate. There were about 50,000 subscribers even a year and a half ago, so maybe the background and the quality of the video have nothing to do with the growth in subscribers. I'd like to say that, but there are more contributors now than there were then, and if you don't have some sort of personality, it won't grow. I just happened to have good timing in posting. Yay.
この動画はカメラを替える前のものなので画質が悪い。背景もかなり適当。今もまあ適当なんだけど。1年半前でも登録者は5万人くらいはいたので、背景やら動画画質等は登録者の伸びとは関係ないのかもしれない。そう言いたいところだけど、今は当時よりも投稿者の数が多いし、何かしら個性がないと伸びない。私は投稿したタイミングがたまたま良かった。いえーい。

If I were to start posting videos now, what would I do? For starters, I'd buy an ear microphone; in terms of ASMR-related stuff, I think specializing in something would be a stretch. But if you specialize in something, you're in trouble when you get stuck. That's what YouTube is all about.
今、動画投稿を始めるとしたら私は何をやるだろうか。とりあえず耳型マイクは買う。ASMR関連で言えば、何かに特化した方が伸びると思う。しかし、特化してしまうといざ行き詰まった時に困る。別のことをやろうとすると誰も見ないのである。YouTubeなんてそんなもんです。

It's a little different than what I was talking about earlier, but sometimes people have 1 million subscribers but 50,000 views or so.... It's sad to say that, maybe it's a fate, or maybe it's a collaboration that raised awareness, but no one watches the important videos. That's just boring.
さっきの話とは少し違うけど、登録者100万人なのに再生回数は5万回くらいの人もたまにいるよね…。何かの縁か、コラボで知名度は上がったものの肝心の動画は誰も見ないって悲しい。それってつまらないってことだし。YouTube恐ろしい。

I mean, if you're not interested in subscribing to a channel, the notifications just get in the way. How many channels do you guys subscribe to? And where are you watching the video from? Front page? It seems that the top page (Recommended to you) is more highly rated from YouTube's point of view. Maybe.
というか興味がないのにチャンネル登録しても、通知が邪魔なだけじゃないか。皆さんはどれくらいのチャンネルを登録してますか？そして、動画はどこから見てますか？トップページ？それとも登録チャンネル一覧？YouTube的にはトップページ(あなたへのおすすめ)から見られる方が評価が高いっぽい。多分。

The recommendations reminded me of this. What summer drinks do you recommend? (I would normally ask you to tell me what YouTubers you recommend here, but I won't because I can't be responsible if you name a YouTuber in the same genre.) My drink of choice is the Peach Tea Green Tea. Shut up about tea-tea, TWICE? I thought to myself. I thought about it for 10 seconds to see what I could find, and then TWICE came up. Thank you TWICE, even though I don't know any of their songs. I regretted a little bit that it could have been Tegoshi by Tei Tei. I'll never be able to translate this into English, you've got to be kidding me.
おすすめで思い出した。おすすめの夏ドリンクを教えてください。(本来ならここでおすすめのYouTuberを教えてもらう所なんだけど、同じジャンルのYouTuberの名前を出されても責任が取れないのでやめておく。) 私のおすすめドリンクはピーチティーグリーンティー。ティーティーうるせえよ、TWICEかよ。と思ったのは私です。何かないかと10秒考えた所、TWICEが出てきた。ありがとうTWICE。1つも曲を知らないけれど。ていていの手越でも良かったと少し後悔をした。これ絶対に英語に翻訳できないじゃねえか、ふざけんな。

Back to the peach tea green tea. There's a tendency to think of summer as being like barley tea, but tea is pretty good too. There's something refreshing about it. It's not as harsh as regular tea. I don't dislike rooibos tea, but it's a bit strong. However, there is a problem with this tea. I find that it produces an unusual amount of urine. I'm guessing that I'm pissing more than I'm drinking. The more you think about it, the more you get out of it.
ピーチティーグリーンティーの話に戻ります。夏といったら麦茶みたいな風潮あるけど、ティーもなかなかいい。何かスッキリしてていい。普通のティーよりもくどさがない感じだ。ルイボスティーも嫌いではないが、あれは少し癖が強い。しかし、このティー少し問題もある。小便が異常に出ることだ。飲んだ量より小便の方が多いのでは？と思う程、ジョボジョボ出る。

If you can tolerate the disadvantages, then by all means try the Peach Tea Green Tea. By the way, Itoen's was better than Muji.
デメリットを許容できるのであればぜひピーチティーグリーンティーを飲んでみてくださいな。ちなみに無印より伊藤園の方が美味しかったよ。

Good night.
おやすみの。

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2020.02.28 独りうた 〜September調子はどうだい〜 / うじたまい
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2020.03.27 独りうた 〜September調子はどうだい〜 Covers / V.A
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2021.05.12 独りうた 〜September調子はどうだい〜feat.なすお☆ / うじたまい
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■歌詞 / Lyrics
おはよう、こんにちは、おやすみ
Good morning, hello, good night
September調子はどうだい？
How are you feeling in September?
ちゃんと学校行ってるかい？
Are you going to school properly?
あたしはね、ぶっちゃけ学校とか
You know, I really felt school
クソくらえだと思ってたよ
was a shit place or so i thought
明日学校に行きたくないと思った君へ
To you who didn't want to go to school tomorrow
大丈夫、大人は楽しいぞ。
Okay, "being an adult" is fun

過去のあたしへ
To the past me
ねぇねぇ聞こえる？
Hey hey, Can you hear me?
なにが苦しくて逃げたくなったの？
What made you want to escape?
気の強いあの子や先生たちも
That strong child and teachers
好きだったよみんな
I liked you all
でも苦しかったんだ
But it was painful
いつだって綺麗な態度のあたしでいたくて
I've always wanted to have a beautiful attitude
「嫌」なんて言葉は言ったこともなかった
I never said "I hate"
みんな知らないくせに違うのに
Even though everyone doesn't know
なんてホントは自分が一番嫌いだった
I really hated myself

September調子はどうだい？
How are you feeling in September?
大人は大変苦しいぞ
Being an adult is very painful
教育や未来のためにある
For education and the future
正義の言葉
Words of justice
明日の自分見えない
I can't see myself tomorrow
あたしにとっては壁を作られるようでした
It seemed like a wall for me

それでもキラキラ
Still glitter
輝く世界へ
To a shining world
夢をみちゃった。困ったものね
I had a dream. Now I'm in trouble
どん底人生「抜け出したい」よりも
Deeper life than "I want to get out"
「輝きたいなぁ」そう思ったんだ

"I want to shine" I thought so
それから一個ずつ辞めました。
Then I quit one by one
誰かの後ろを歩くこと
Walking behind someone
人に好きをもらうため、無理に気持ちを曲げること
Forcibly bend your mind to make people like you
悪意に敏感我慢すりゃ
I'm sensitive to malicious intent
みんな苦しむことないなぁ
I’m not gonna suffer
そんなあたしじゃさぁ幸せになれないなぁ
I can't be happy with that
なれるかな
Can I?

流行りの水色好きなふり
Pretend to be like the trendy light blue
ホントはピンクが好きだった
but I really liked pink
周りの器用なウサギになれない
I can't become a dexterous rabbit around
ノロマなカメの性分で
Because of the nature of a turtle
そんなあたしの未来のことば
Such my future words

おはよう、こんにちは、おやすみ
Good morning, hello, good night
September調子はどうだい？
How are you feeling in September?
ちゃんと学校行ってるかい？
Are you going to school properly?
あたしはね、ぶっちゃけ学校とか
You know, I really felt school
クソくらえだと思ってたよ。
was a shit place or so I thought.
明日学校に行きたくないと思った君へ
To you who don't want to go to school tomorrow
大丈夫、大人は楽しいぞ。
Okay, "being an adult" is fun

*Romaji lyrics are on Comment Section

#September調子はどうだい #OhayoKonnichiwaOyasumi #SeptemberChoushiWaDoudai

#不幸运 #田馥甄 #小幸运

“原来真实的社会如此不容易，原来我们和现实可以靠得那么近！”

出来社会工作后的领悟啊！

郑斌彦& 陈政宏-小幸运（工作不幸运版）

改编词：阿瘦、郑斌彦

我看见那盏绿灯亮了又熄
可我上班的时间快来不及
为什么没有出现任何缝隙
能让我的车前进

下班的时间一直漂浮不定
准时回家需要很大勇气
为什么没有同事收拾东西
原来老板在大厅

也许每天忙着应酬和交际
忙着应付突如其来的算计

人理所当然的逃避
事不关己的问题就开始默默打太极

原来真实的社会如此不容易
原来我们和现实可以靠得那么近
那吵着改变世界的曾经
却改变了自己
一层层地戴起
嬉皮笑脸的面具

又到假期好幸运
可我已失去陪你彻夜狂欢的精力

但愿在我看不到的天明
能睡到自然醒 电话别响不停
那就谢天谢地

公司是个极度虚伪的环境
到处看到同事拍上司马屁

求老板加薪谁能给我勇气
让我能养活我自己

也许每天忙着应酬和交际
忙着应付突如其来的算计

人无时无刻在攻击
是谁在公司里一直搞风搞雨太卑鄙

原来真实的社会如此不容易
原来我们和现实可以靠得那么近
那吵着改变世界的曾经
却改变了自己
一层层地戴起
嬉皮笑脸的面具

又到假期好幸运
可我已失去陪你彻夜狂欢的精力

但愿在我看不到的天明
能睡到自然醒 电话别响不停
RING RING~ 我真的不幸运

I saw the green traffic light turn on and off
But I’m going to be late for work soon
Why is there no gap within the traffic
For my car to move forward?

I don’t have a fixed time where I can leave work
I would require a lot of courage to knock off from work on time
Why is none of my colleagues packing up to go?
Oh, our boss is still down the hall.

Perhaps it’s because we’re busy dealing with having to network and socialise
Busy dealing with being suddenly arrowed
It’s understandable that people run away and escape
Things that are not our problem, we begin to subtly taichi* it away

Now we know society is difficult to deal with
Now we know that we’re getting in touch with reality
Our chants of wanting to change the world in the past
Have become such that we’ve changed ourselves
We’ve put on layers of masks, pretending that we’re happy

When it is time for our holidays, we feel so lucky,
But I’ve lost my energy to accompany you through a night out
But one day
I hope I can sleep until I wake up naturally
My phone won’t keep ringing
I would thank God

My company’s environment is extremely fake
My colleagues are bootlicking their superiors
To beg for a raise, who’s going to give me that courage
So that I can support myself and survive?

Perhaps it’s because we’re busy dealing with having to network and socialise
Busy dealing with being suddenly arrowed
We’re being attacked every time
Who’s the one causing trouble in the office, this is too despicable!

Now we know society is difficult to deal with
Now we know that we’re getting in touch with reality
Our chants of wanting to change the world in the past
Have become such that we’ve changed ourselves
We’ve put on layers of masks, pretending that we’re happy

When it is time for our holiday, I feel so lucky,
But I’ve lost my energy to accompany you through a night out
But one day
I hope I can sleep until I wake up naturally
My phone won’t keep ringing
Ring, ring
I really am unlucky

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