關於 where there is coffee, there is a way ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

❤️HARI INI DALAM SEJARAH.❤️

Ya Kamu, Kekasih Allah.🌹

Sebentar tadi, lepak sendiri bersama Suara hati yang agak lama menyepi,

'Salam Ya Qalbi, bagaimana pula nanti? Bagaimanakah pula bentuk nya wajah takdir kita untuk hari ini?"

'Ah! Jalan sahaja Pat, jalan sahaja., jangan cuba di agahi, nothing to forward nothing to delay, segala dan semuanya seperti yang telah di sebut didalam Surah 76, Al Insaan di ayat ke 30.', so please set your heart and Soul at easy.."

"Yaa Man Lepat!!, what's Up!! Hows life my Bradah!?" - tiba tiba Safari kawan dari Ghana menyapa dari belakang.

"Yaw Safar! life itsef is always good, but 'my life situations' is simply Fuck up.., for time of being, I am kind of cast away by the waves of hardtime circum stancess, but, somehow there is beautiful reflection out of it, i still beable to smile and laugh over it., yeaa hey, what is left there for me to say?, Thanks to my sweet Allah hey!"

"Me same man Lepat! Me just come out from Church, prays to Lord Jesus, Me can't see my kids no more, my Ex Frau gone madness!, I am helpless now!'

Aku terdiam dan tunduk ke bumi, tak sanggup menatap mata Safari.. ada garis linangan air yang halus mula terbit dari lereng matanya.

"What about You Man Lepat!?, You see your kids lately? I heard from Lamin your Ex Frau file a court order over you"

"Yes indeed Safari, and I am now end up homeless now, but Safari.. 'do you know what has happened to Jesus Christ?', seem when there is no way out, there is still always a way Through, so Safari when disaster strikes your heart and your soul, please don't turn away from the pain!, face it! Feel it fully, but don't go on create a script around your mind, give all your attention to the feeling, not to the Person, or situation or event that seems to have cause it, Never let 'the mind' used the pain to create a victim identity for yourself'

Anyway out of it.. 'Feeling sorry for yourself and telling your sad story to other will keep your soul more painful'. Stop it and drop it, because all those Suffering out of hardlife are keep kicking Jesus no where else but to the door of Heaven."

"Oh Gosh! You damn right Man Lepat!, Yes that is why Jesus Christ keep on smile over His hardlife time."

"Yeah! Fuckin Hell ey!, let's take a good look at us hey, Damn bloody complaining for non stop!! ha ha ha ha Come on Safari! Go get yourself a cup of Coffee ey!!, lets enjoy the Now and the Here.."

🌷 https://youtu.be/mmzPb0PGaDk 🌷

🚶🏽‍♂️.......
❤️

Where there is coffee, there is a way.

#olympiacremina67
#olympiacremina

【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients

我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久，今天過後實在忍無可忍，一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。

我年紀很大了，受不了太大的刺激。

拜託，你們可以Zoom好來嗎？😓😑

一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角

護照自2020年起就已成為古董，但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧！

對了，就是要頭髮整齊，讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀，到胸部。

我批八字時，需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外，這樣很像鍾無艷，也不要嘴巴不見掉，這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。

我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的，看相就是需要那麼仔細。

如果你的螢幕太低，那就找書本或舊報紙，把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴，會把你的面相比例給看錯。

不要一直告訴我不好意思，方法是人想出來的。

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二、光線

太暗，我看你如見鬼。
太亮，我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾，不要背向陽光。
有必要的話，就直接開燈！

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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖

什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦～

我的家美最重要，我不在乎你的家美不美，我只是來看命的。

如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強，電腦功能不是很厲害，這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。

有時你轉個身，整個右邊不見了，或部份的頭髮少了，讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片，嚇人啊～

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四、環境和聲音

有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊，特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧，讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍

沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人，往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音，如果他們本身講話又小聲，我的耳機聲量開滿，我還是聽得滿辛苦的

也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室，就是為了不受家人的干擾，能安心的與我視訊。😍

最有趣的是，去年新加坡阻斷措施時，有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大，我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。

曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲，頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵，哇～我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪，還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。

天啊，兩次過後，我寧願退錢，也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對，我要保護好啊！

在這裡聲明：一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機，就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人，我一概會拒絕諮詢，把費用原銀奉還。

五、孩子

曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘，一直被女客人的小孩打擾，進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。

如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童，會時不時來敲你的門，我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心，無法聽好我交代的事，而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子，就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字，這樣對誰都不公平。

六、我只見客人一人

這個規矩，從我一出道就定下來，也清楚的寫在網站上，根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。

但這兩個星期，還是有客人硬闖關，事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面，要他們聽我講他的八字。

我從不改我的規矩，也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。

讀書這麼高，連自己的命都不能自己負責，這已經不是能改到命的人了。

你一定要你的配偶陪你聽，那你需要的不是我來教你改命，是你的配偶來安你的心。

將來若還有這樣的事，我會直接中斷視訊，把錢退回去。

七、「我第一次用Zoom！」

可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢，你有兩個月的時間去摸索。

兩個月，怎麼還是錯誤百出？因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。

結果我就這樣等了20分鐘，還得等對方下載軟件。

Zoom不難使用，但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索，就不要撒謊，直接說，我就直接退現錢。

品德是改命的資糧，不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊，還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎？

小事都不願做好，絕對不會成大器。

八、暈車

有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。

重點是，他一支手拿著手機，一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫，另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上，移動一下，手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊

我一天如果見三個這樣客人，我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後，頭也會痛得厲害，無法完成晚上製片的工作。

沒有自拍器三腳架，也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。

各位，多點善心，為我著想一下吧⋯⋯

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To My Dear Zoom Clients

I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.

I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.

Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?

Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.

Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.

I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.

When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.

If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.

Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.

Number 2: The background lighting.

Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.

Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.

Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.

If necessary, just turn on the lights!

Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.

If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.

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Number 4: Background environment and noise.

Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.

Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.

There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.

I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.

Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.

Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!

A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.

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Number 5: Children

There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.

You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.

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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.

I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.

But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.

I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.

If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.

If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.

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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"

But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.

Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.

Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?

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Number 8: Giddy spells

Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.

If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.

Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.

Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......

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Below is an English translation courtesy of 'heveabrasilien' on Reddit.

-- Dining: Hong Kong Girl --

HKGirl: What should we eat later?
Guy : How about Korean BBQ? Korean BBQ is pretty good.
HKGirl: I'd get pimples.
Guy : How about Sushi then?
HKGirl: I don't even eat fish, shouldn't you know that already?
Guy : How about that restaurant with very delicious food?
HKGirl: But we have to wait ...
Guy : Okay, well, what do you want to eat?
HKGirl: Why can't you be more decisive? Are you a real man?

// HKGirl turns around and leaves.

-- Dining: Mainland Girl --

MLG: Where should we go for dinner?
Guy: Korean BBQ, Korean BBQ is pretty good. (with very lousy Mandarin)
MLG: How about we go to Peninsula for buffet? It's excellent there.
Guy: ... now?
MLG: Yeah! C'mon, let's go.

//MLG dragged the guy away

-- Dining: ABC Girl --

ABC: So where should we go for dinner tonight?
Guy: Well, how about we just find a restaurant nearby?
ABC: How about McDonald's?
Guy: MacDonald?!
ABC: C'mon ...
ABC: We can even pay for our own!
Guy: We pay for our own?!
ABC: Yeah!
ABC: Let's go! Let's go!

//ABC drags the guy away.

-- Meeting Friends: Hong Kong Girl --

Friend: Hey! Ain't you Ng! Long time no see!
Guy : Ain't you Look Chard? (Look Chard sounds like 6 7 which means stupid, dumb, dork in Cantonese)
Friend: Yeah! I'm Look Chard.
Guy : Yeah! Long time no see!
Friend: How have you been?
Guy : Oh, like usual, just walking around with my girlfriend.
Friend: You're so lucky having a girlfriend.
Guy : Oh, it's nothing. Let me introduce her to you.
Guy : WTF! Where did she go?
Guy : Hey! Come back!

// Guy runs away after his girlfriend.

-- Meeting Friends: Mainland Girl --

Friend: Ng! Long time no see!
Guy : Look Chard! Long time no see!
Friend: So how are you?
Guy : Oh, like usual, just walking around with my girlfriend.
Friend: You're so lucky having a girlfriend.
Guy : Oh, it's nothing. Let me introduce her to you.
Guy : WTF! Where did she go again?
Friend: Where?
MLG : You guys don't need to pay me any attention. I'll just do my makeup for a bit. You guys keep talking.

-- Meeting Friends: ABC Girl --

Friend: You're Ng! Long time no see!
ABC : Nice to meet you!
Friend: Nice to meet you!
ABC : Have you two known each other for a long time?
Friend: Yeah! We go way back. And you?
ABC : We only met since last week. Didn't he tell you?
Friend: Oh I didn't know.
ABC : How about we text (each other)? Give me your phone number?
Friend: Of course, no problem.

// Guy totally ignored.

-- After Dinner: Hong Kong Girl --

Guy: So we have finished dinner. So like you wanna — (cut off by HKG)
HKG: I need to go home. My parents said I have to be home before dusk.
Guy: Okay, I will take the bus with you.
HKG: You meant taxi.
Guy: Taxi?

// Guy follows HKG.

-- After Dinner: Mainland Girl --

Guy: Dinner is done. (with very lousy Mandarin)
Guy: You wanna ... ? You wanna come to my home for a cup of coffee?
MLG: Sure! I really want coffee.
Guy: Really? Let's take a taxi!

// Guy drags MLG away.

-- After Dinner: ABC --

Guy: So dinner is done.
Guy: Actually, do you wanna — (cut off by ABC)
ABC: How about let's go to your home? Coffee?
Guy: Good Idea!
Guy: But my dad and my mom are home.
ABC: Then, let's go to mine?
Guy: For real?
ABC: Yeah, there is no one. I live alone.
Guy: Really?
ABC: Hurry up!
Guy: Reallllly?

// ABC drags guy away.

(Ending Text: If you were him, which one would you choose?)

海南に到着する事ができず、
定休日のエッソガソリンスタンド前に佇むH2Aとマッハマスター、原因は前輪のパンク・・・
国道424号線沿いの出来事、
https://youtu.be/JOn_L32TO0U
山の中で、パンク修理道具も無く
取った手立ては、
大阪美原のなべさんに連絡し、
引取りに来て貰う手立てに、
その後、やぺっちさんと先生と温泉さんに連絡し、心配しない様に、

途中に喉が渇いたので自動販売機を探すが・・無い・・・
近所の250トレールに乗ったおじ様が、声をかけてくださいまして、
お金を払って珈琲を二本買ってきてもらい、そのうち一本をおじ様に、
2時間後に迎えに・・・ナベさんの横にはギロ様が、
なんと片手にはパンク修理補填剤が、
ありがたく使用して再走行可能に、

なべ様、ギロ様ありがとうございます、

その後ガソリンスタンド目指して、走行していると、対抗車線にCB750FBとW1SとX-1 とZZRに乗ったみおちゃんが、
途中のコンビニで休憩し、根来忍者さんに地元根来へ、
私達4人は、山越えして大阪へ、
休憩したコンビニでまたもトラブル発生。W1Sのヘッドライトがハイもローも点かなくなり修理もできずに、
夕闇迫る大阪へ、
皆さん無事帰還出来た事を誇りに思います、
W1Sのトラブルは、アース不良で、帰着後すぐに直りました、
根来寺から先行帰着部隊のZ1000MKIIにもトラブル発生、
美原での事、途中で点火が出来なくなり走行不能、
今回のトラブルは、すべてKAWASAKIと言う落ちが付きました、チャンチャン、

色々ありましたが、今回のツーリングは事故も無く成功と言うことに、日記には書いておこう、

また来年一月三日、
お付き合いよろしくお願いいたします、
マッハマスター
It is not possible to arrive at Kainan.
H2A, the Mach mastering, and the cause of stopping in front of the Esso gas station
of the regular holiday are blowouts of the front wheel ･･･ There is not a blowout
repair tool in the event and the mountain along the line the 424th in the national
road either, and the taken way contacts Mr. pan in Osaka Mihara, and to contact
afterwards and Mr., the teacher, and Mr. hot spring, and so as not to worry, : to
the way that comes for the receipt.

Though it looks for the vending machine because it was thirsty on the
way ‥ It is not ･･･ The uncle who got on 250 trails of the vicinity
must pay money calling it, buy two cups of coffee, one to the uncle
sooner or later, and to receiving in two hours ･･･ The blowout repair
amends medicine can use welcome very much for one hand, run again in
the guiro externals next to Nabe, and

Thank you for the pan externals and the guiro externals.

When aiming at the gas station afterwards, and running, getting on takes a rest in CB750FB, W1S, X-1, and ZZR in a convenience store on the way, and it does local Neki in the Neki ninja in the opposition lane, and crossing and the trouble the re-occurrence in the convenience store where it took a rest in Osaka we of four people. ..W1S.. headlight cannot also do the point or the lost repair, and the fall that says KAWASAKI all this troubles is adhering Chan Chan to approaching ..twilight.. Osaka reconciled at once after it returns where Z1000MKII of the early return force from root Ki temple can be ignited the trouble occurrence, the thing in Mihara, and on the way, too and it cannot run where your thing that safety was able to return is proud. a defective earth of the trouble of W1S it

There is not an accident and either I will write this touring in the diary though it
was variously to saying as the success.

Moreover, January 3 next year.
Please continue your favors toward association the Mach mastering.