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4/10 (五)
09:03:14 莫非定律 張智成
09:07:18 好想你 2.0 四葉草 Joyce Chu/黃明志
09:10:25 How Long Charlie Puth
09:15:25 慕靈（南村的妳） 黑旋風
09:20:44 闊闊的天(台) 江蕙
09:26:27 全放空 文慧如/鼓鼓
09:34:15 Look Away Chicago 芝加哥合唱團
09:39:13 我是誰 范逸臣
09:43:32 Make It Right(Remix) BTS 防彈少年團/Lauv
09:49:18 無論如何都愛你 江明娟
09:53:13 懷念那時候 小潘潘/小峰峰
Total time is 60:01
10:04:09 I'm Yours 非我莫屬 Jason Mraz 傑森瑪耶姿
10:08:07 懸日 田馥甄
10:12:30 屋頂 周杰倫/溫嵐
10:19:47 Can you celebrate? 德永英明
10:25:57 光榮之橋（中文版） 柚子
10:35:07 Can't Get You Out Of My Head忘不了 Kylie Minogue 凱莉米洛
10:40:06 老媽最常說的十句話 八三夭
10:47:01 美好的一天 劉容嘉/李玖哲
10:50:33 愛你這樣傻(粵) 黎端恩
10:54:07 傻瓜就是我 比莉
Total time is 60:01
11:04:07 低潮期 丁世光/葉喜兒
11:08:12 沙灘 陶吉吉
11:11:58 獨佔 蔡旻佑
11:19:52 致姍姍來遲的你 阿肆/林宥嘉
11:23:53 香水 何潤東
11:27:54 Girls Like You Maroon 5 魔力紅/Cardi B
11:33:45 因為有你 四個朋友
11:38:09 Luna月神 Cortes 柯帝斯/Hearher Small
11:44:13 Always Turbo
11:48:36 天使禁獵區 陳明喜
11:52:58 夢的捕手 方皓玟
Total time is 60:01

4/9 (四)
09:03:01 愛是懷疑 陳奕迅
09:07:26 Happy Glee
09:11:17 忘我 王力宏/Avicii
09:17:43 我不要再比了 劉明湘
09:22:25 那女孩對我說 梁文音
09:27:28 媽媽 王宥忻
09:36:18 Swish Swish Katy Perry 凱蒂佩芮/Nicki Minaj
09:40:25 再唱一首 阿杜
09:43:52 仰望星辰 KinKi Kids 近畿小子
09:50:14 來不及對不起 崔子格
09:54:50 愛...不是 孫耀威
Total time is 60:01
10:04:09 What A Wonderful World (2.7)(BMG) Rod Stewart/Stevie Wonder
10:08:09 花花 宇宙人
10:11:39 七十億分之一加一 吳卓源/婁峻碩
10:17:04 友共情(粵) 古巨基
10:20:17 花香 許紹洋
10:24:39 偽裝 大壯
10:32:04 Where Is The Love The Black Eyed Peas 黑眼豆豆/Usher/大合唱
10:38:29 你知道這不是愛 蔡詩蕓
10:42:00 Do You Wanna Dance? TRF
10:48:06 浪漫來襲 蕭亞軒
10:52:11 對面的女孩看過來 任賢齊
10:55:53 輕鬆帥 許時
Total time is 60:01
11:04:06 轉角那個女孩 李唯楓
11:08:27 Run Away(Clean Version) 高爾宣
11:11:48 Easy Camila Cabello
11:18:03 風中一句話 (台) 吳淑敏
11:22:19 愛已蔓延 張惠妹
11:26:23 女孩 韋禮安
11:35:14 我的Fu 羅時豐
11:40:15 Gee 少女時代
11:45:27 全放空 文慧如/鼓鼓
11:49:02 Heartbeat Christopher 克里斯多福
11:52:21 終於了解自由 周興哲
Total time is 60:01

4/8 (三)
09:03:13 勇者的浪漫(中文版) 范逸臣/舒米恩、羅美玲、中孝介、Rake
09:08:17 彩虹(新歌) 動力火車
09:12:50 Get Ready For It Take That 接招樂團
09:18:05 當我們不在一起 魏妙如
09:22:18 愛上屬於你的天空 F.I.R.飛兒樂團
09:27:47 COLORFUL 婁峻碩
09:33:27 你的魔法咒語 MISIA 米希亞
09:38:49 My Everything 小小的你 陶吉吉
09:42:04 甜美的繩索 李千娜
09:48:07 彎彎的月亮 費玉清
09:53:17 Do U Love Me Or Not Bosson
Total time is 60:00
10:04:02 愛你的兩個我 溫嵐
10:08:15 望愛(feat.譚詠麟) 陳慧琳
10:12:27 沒有錯 家家
10:18:22 溫柔的夜 小田和正
10:21:18 為愛活一遍 ASA樂團
10:29:50 Always Bon Jovi 邦喬飛
10:36:35 音浪 黃立行
10:40:05 全力以赴 柯有倫
10:45:49 The Way I Feel Keane 基因樂團
10:49:25 我最挺你 TOP1
10:53:37 朋友我挺你(台) 羅文聰
Total time is 60:01
11:04:14 Don't Start Now Dua Lipa
11:07:13 夏日戀愛 棒棒堂
11:11:20 愛不愛 藍又時
11:18:17 記得不記得[粵] 呂方
11:22:47 Better Fly Bii畢書盡
11:27:00 這就是愛 蟑螂
11:34:58 主打歌 屁孩 Ryan/rgry, 蔡佩軒
11:39:56 Tri-angle 東方神起
11:44:25 汗水的重量 倪安東
11:49:41 Call me maybe Carly Rae Jepsen
11:52:50 有你我就不孤單 C.T.O/羅志祥, 愷樂
Total time is 60:01

4/7 (二)
09:03:16 Part Of Your World 橘兒
09:06:38 會飛的想念 周興哲
09:10:32 看起來不錯其實也還好 J.Sheon
09:16:12 純真 #MaydayBlue20th 五月天
09:20:37 為什麼你不再愛我 黃品源
09:25:18 最近比較煩 周華健/李宗盛、品冠
09:33:52 NO ONE Alicia Keys 艾莉西亞凱斯
09:39:01 25 許含光
09:44:05 Love is the only 林俊逸
09:49:53 不甘心卻很重要的人 剛力彩芽
09:53:23 相愛時候到了 林憶蓮/風火海
Total time is 60:01
10:04:09 愛呦 陶晶瑩/夢飛船
10:08:54 因為妳是女人 吳克群
10:13:32 默念你 小宇-宋念宇
10:20:06 妳是我的女王 孫耀威
10:22:41 住進你的心裡 BBT
10:25:36 Where's your love Craig David 克雷格大衛/Tinchy Stryder
10:33:12 Love Is The Way Red Velvet
10:37:38 不要再對我說 賴慈泓
10:41:03 Open Up 順子
10:46:07 Hello Adele 愛黛兒
10:50:55 選擇困難症 珂瀾
10:54:10 眼光 廖文強
Total time is 60:00
11:04:06 Robot Boy機器人男孩 Linkin Park 聯合公園
11:08:33 阿飛的小蝴蝶 蕭敬騰
11:12:40 YOU & I 李玟
11:20:15 限時動態 MFM
11:24:49 So Nice 蘇永康
11:33:23 It's Me MIIII
11:38:45 無罪之罪 TANK/閻奕格
11:42:32 無盡 (粵) Supper Moment
11:47:44 你是我的唯一 巫啟賢
11:52:53 愛與和平 Mr.
Total time is 60:01

4/6 (一)
09:03:16 緩慢 Beyond
09:08:56 我不該躲 阿杜
09:13:34 雨後彩虹 A-Lin
09:19:03 It's You Super Junior-M
09:22:02 my kind of girl Michael Buble 麥可布雷
09:26:42 媽媽 王宥忻
09:35:24 Take me away Stacie Orrico
09:39:36 一個人生活 G5SH/王艷薇
09:43:22 初心不改 耀樂團
09:50:08 I wanna say I love you 木村拓哉
09:55:45 Hey Boy 王詩安
Total time is 60:01
10:04:11 夢中作憨人(台) 阿密特AMIT/張惠妹
10:08:15 放愛情一個假 許慧欣
10:11:32 低潮期 丁世光/葉喜兒
10:17:38 夏秋冬春 (Like The Seasons) EXID
10:21:20 愛無所畏 呂薔
10:24:53 大丈夫 蔡依林/Nick
10:32:19 Sorry Justin Bieber 小賈斯汀
10:41:24 一直給 嚴爵
10:46:40 浪費時間 9m88
10:53:00 Eye Of The Storm ONE OK ROCK
10:55:57 Touch My Heart 羅志祥
10:59:14 Call Me 徐懷鈺
Total time is 60:01
11:04:16 夢想啟動 周杰倫
11:07:36 旅行公路 小男孩樂團
11:11:01 我們的探險計劃 宇宙人
11:17:57 男兒當自強 成龍
11:22:16 三萬英尺 迪克牛仔
11:26:51 Love Wonderland 嵐
11:32:59 I Feel Love Sam Smith
11:39:31 一顆不變心(粵) 張學友
11:43:27 好想好想妳 鄧紫棋
11:48:29 Talking To The Moon Bruno Mars
11:52:04 我比從前想你了 Bii畢書盡
11:56:41 分開旅行 劉若英/黃立行
Total time is 60:01

【我和師父的對話：談談新加坡】
CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SINGAPORE (English writing below)

「新加坡的國運，會越來越多問題。」

大約三年多前，師父跟我說了這句話，也正是李光耀先生過世了之後。

我問師父爲何如此說。

師父答：「從玄學的角度來說，一個國家能夠興旺，必定是因爲領導人或某個很重要人物的八字與這國家的八字匹配，互補彼此的運。有時候，也是因為有某個重要人物，他的存在能夠鎮住這個國家，讓一切不好的事情不會發生，一些想欺負新加坡的人會知難而退。

所以新加坡這個彈丸之地，什麼都沒有，才能做得起來，還做得比鄰國還出色。而當這人物不在了，又沒有另一個旗鼓相當的人取代，那邪氣就能入侵，這個國家便開始走歹運。」

「其二，我們新加坡為了繁榮，到處都在挖洞，嚴重影響了地氣，龍氣受傷了，而且屋子越建越差。妳跟我去看風水的公寓，它們的風水還比政府組屋的更糟糕。

現代人追求表面的美，在自己的家裡東敲西打，破壞了整個格局，所以妳自己從妳的客人那裡也知道，很多新加坡人外表很風光，在臉書上總是說去哪裡吃，哪裡玩，今天買了什麼，和家人一起做什麼。我告訴妳，很多是騙人的，沒有錢的，根本談不上home sweet home。

很多家庭欠債的，要離婚的，孩子不聽話不會讀書，父母得看小孩的臉色做人，家庭吵架、婚外情，家人重病、心理病的、精神病的、小孩子憂鬱症的，脾氣不好、生意失敗的，事業不振， 很多問題， 就是因為家裡外在內在的風水都不好。」

「第三，我們新加坡不應該有賭場的。這是造了很大的業，會毀了很多人和家庭。妳看，有一個女的打給我，以前是做警察的，結果一直去賭場，被警隊開除了。有賭的地方，就有鬼，必有邪氣。沾到這個邪氣的人，思維就會被這些鬼眾操控，他要你去賭場，你就會一直去，明明知道不好，不可以，卻還是去。這是為什麼滨海湾金沙開幕後，妳問我要不要去那裡用餐看看，我跟妳說那不是修行人去的地方。妳也不要去。」

我趕緊搖搖頭，擺擺手。

「沒有沒有，師父，我沒有要去。我曾經為了買一件衣服，去過一次，都沒進到賭場，我就跟騰慶說，我以後不要再去了。那裡的氣真的很不好，我一踏進去，頭就暈了，那外表很氣派，但裡頭就是很陰的感覺，祇是普通人看不出而已。」

「可是，師父，您曾經說過，我們新加坡的風水也主，暗地裡撈偏門幹犯法的勾當的其實很多，不輸給馬國。那有沒有賭場，為什麼會影響那麽大？」

「所以我說妳沒有把我教妳的東西好好學。撈偏門，畢竟是暗的，是偷偷摸摸進行的，是不見得光的。可是你把它合法化，白熱化了，這些邪氣的破壞力量就會壯大了。我們人，不能為了繁榮，要賺更多的錢，就不顧道德，這是會短率而失敗的。」

記得，大約五六年前，我先生載著師父經過福康寧。師父看著窗外的工地，好奇的問：「他們在挖什麼？」

「師父，政府要建地鐵，所以在挖地道。」

當時，師父嘆息：「挖太深了。這條龍這樣挖下去，我們新加坡會種族失和，國人反政府，國運衰落等等的問題。」

後來得知福康寧地鐵站因高難度的隧道挖掘，而得到年度國際隧道工程奖。可見，裡頭挖的多複雜，那受傷的龍氣，是否有高人指點去補全呢？要不然，依然是得不償失的。

那天走過盛港醫院，想到過去一年進出不同的醫院探病，心中有些許唏噓。

醫院越多，代表我們國人的病業越重。根本上師，聖尊蓮生活佛，曾講過醫院就是人間的地獄：

「在醫院裡，醫生開你的腦，挖你的眼，開腦、挖眼、開心，心、肝、脾、肺、腎，統統都要開刀。其實醫院就是地獄道。你說生病的人，哪一個不苦？生病的人都是在受苦，這些苦，雖然差地獄很遠，但是離地獄也不近。生病是很痛苦的，當你生病的時候，躺在醫院任人宰割。其實多開一家醫院，就像多開一個地獄。像開刀的醫生，手上拿著刀的，都是地獄裡面的獄卒。真的！醫院裡面就像地獄一樣，甚麼都可以動，像是將你的腳鋸掉，將你的手鋸掉，將你的眼睛挖出來的，將你的腦打開的，將你的腸子整個拖出來的，剪掉腸子的，甚至將你的胃割掉，我們稱這些為「邊地」，屬於不是正式的地獄，是邊上的地獄。

所以不要講沒有報應。人生病，因為業障重，所以進到醫院任人宰割，像呼吸困難，醫生就將你氣切，就是將你的喉嚨打開，接一個管子，吃東西就從管子進去，呼吸也用管子，全身都是插管，那都是屬於地獄道。」

(20141130聖尊蓮生活佛盧勝彥於甘露精舍瑜伽焰口法會後開示)

大醫院是大地獄，小醫院是小地獄。去過醫院的都知道，那裡沒什麼好磁場可言。我看很多新的醫院，裡面的風水也一樣讓人頭痛。因此無論是醫生醫錯人，醫死人，護士疏忽，沒有及時照顧病人，藥房開錯藥等等，這些問題都只會層出不窮。家裡有病人住院的朋友們，請打起十二分精神，要明白醫生開的藥方，要了解護士在做什麼。

環境風水不好，人的心會不正，運也會不順，身體和心靈健康的問題也會越來越多。

無奈有些國人受西方文化的薰陶久了，就盲目的覺得學華文不重要，也「順便」覺得風水是迷信。問他們研究了什麼，他們又咦咦啊啊的答不出。不要那麽急促，不要迷著不信。很多東西要深入研究，你就會明白，風水是比科學還科學，根本就不是迷信。

2019己亥年，對新加坡而言，是個很多內外衝突的一年，新加坡的國運會生病。

有的人會選擇把所有責任推給政府去擔當。我固然明白一切有其因，就必有其果。但國家有難，匹夫有責。

政府做不做得到也好，我們身為這國家的孩子，都應該去互相幫忙。批評，如果不能有實在的結果出來改善問題，那這種批評也不祇過是宣洩自心的不平不滿。大家都想多賺些錢，所以別忘了這句話「和氣生財」。

報答國恩，會有種恩德，能夠讓我們的纏身靈離開，可以化災化難。而引導自己的孩子報國恩，

有妥當的起因，就不會有悲哀的後果，而是有喜慶的結局。

因此大家都要製造良因，自然就會有良果。切勿造五惡：殺生、偷盜、犯淫、妄語、飲酒吸毒。你正當的行為，是有能力帶動你身邊的人，也當然能改善自己的家運。累積功德，就是為了需要時，能夠用這「儲備金」過關斬將。

今年拜太歲時，請為新加坡也點盞光明燈。祈禱時，也請為新加坡祈福，等等。

玳瑚師父 Master Dai Hu 正月初八晚上，會舉辦一年一度的拜天公活動。他過去兩年都帶領著一些國人一起為自己的家庭和國家祈福。屆時，如果您有心想學習，請關注師父的臉書專頁。

在竹腳婦幼醫院時，聽到有位三十來歲的婦女說，她是來動手術，拿掉子宮的。我的心裡，頓時為她難過。

願大家都能有好德行、好風水、好運氣。

希望進醫院的人，都能夠平平安安的出院。

也希望去受軍訓的兒子們，都能平平安安回家。南無阿彌陀佛。

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"There will be more and more problems, in Singapore's fortune outlook."

About three years ago, Shifu told me this. It was not long after Mr Lee Kuan Yew's death.

I asked Shifu why he said so.

Shifu replied, "From a Chinese Metaphysics point of view, when a country is prosperous, it is linked to the Bazi compatibility of the leader, and/or other important people. The Bazi can complement the Bazi of the country. Sometimes, because there is this important figure, whose presence can hold a country together and subjugate disasters from happening and people who wish to bully Singapore will back off."

"So it was possible for Singapore, such a small country of no natural resources, to build something up, and outperform its neighbouring countries. And when this person is no longer around, with no suitable replacement, then vile forces will pervade and the country will start to enter a cycle of poor luck."

"Secondly, in the name of more prosperity, Singapore is digging holes everywhere. This will severely damage the vitality force in the land, injuring the dragon qi. Moreover, the housing nowadays are poorly built, from a Feng Shui viewpoint. When you followed me on my Feng Shui audits at condos, you saw that their internal Feng Shui were even worse than HDB."

"People nowadays are only going for beauty. So they do not think twice when they hack the walls in their homes, destroying the whole structure. You see it in your clients too. Many Singaporeans only look good on the outside, posting about where they dine, where they go to have fun, what they bought, what they did with their families. Let me tell you this, many are lying. Many are having money problems. There is no home sweet home to speak of."

"Many families are in debt, facing divorce, have children who are disobedient and unwilling to study. Parents have to behave accordingly to the moods of their children. There are domestic quarrels and extramarital affairs. There are family members who are gravely ill, have psychological problems, mental issues and even kids have depression. Tempers are short, businesses do not perform well, careers are stagnant and many other problems, are caused by the poor external and internal Feng Shui."

"Thirdly, Singapore should not have casinos. This planted a seed of grave karma and will destroy many people and families. You see, there was a lady who called me. She used to work in the police, but she ended up visiting the casino too often and was fired by the police force. When there is gambling, there will be ghosts around, and vile energies will definitely be present. Anyone who gets stained by these energies will be mentally controlled by the ghosts. When the ghost wants you to visit the casino, you will surely go, despite knowing that it is not a good thing to do, nor is it advisable. This is why when you asked if I wished to dine at Marina Bay Sands during its opening, I told you that wasn't a place for spiritual cultivators to go. You shouldn't go."

I hastily shook my head and waved my hands.

"No, never, Shifu, I've no intention of going. I once went there to buy a piece of clothing. I didn't even stepped into the casino and I told Teng Qing, I wouldn't want to go there again. The energies there aren't great. My head spun as I stepped into the building. It looked impressive on the outside, but inside, the energies are very yin. Just that ordinary people aren't able to tell."

"But Shifu, you once said, the Feng Shui of Singapore also indicates that there are many illegal doings and businesses going on, comparable to that of Malaysia. So whether there are casinos or not, why will there be such an impact?"

"That's why I say, you never learnt properly what I taught you. Illegal activities are done secretly, in the dark and it can't be seen. But once you legalised it, as it surfaces to the top, the devastating effects of the vile energies will be even stronger. We humans cannot sacrifice morals for the sake of more prosperity and money. This will lead to failure due to shortsightedness."

I recalled, 5 to 6 years ago, the husband was ferrying Shifu in his car and drove past Fort Canning Hill. Shifu looked outside the window and curiously asked, "What are they digging?"

The husband replied, "Shifu, the government is building a MRT station, so they are digging the tunnel."

At that time, Shifu sighed, "They are digging too deep. When they keep digging into this dragon, we Singapore are going to have racial disharmony, anti-government problems and decline in the country's fortunes and many other problems."

Later on, I learnt that Fort Canning MRT Station won the Top Tunnelling Project of the Year at an international ceremony, because of the high difficulty level in the tunnelling feat. The excavation and tunnelling must be really deep and complicated. I wonder if there is any master that gave them pointers to repair the damaged dragon qi? Otherwise, the loss will outweigh the gain.

That day, when I walked past Sengkang General Hospital, I was reminded of my various hospital trips to visit family and friends, and couldn't helped but sighed.

The more hospitals there are, it means the sickness karma of our countrymen are getting more serious. My Root Guru, His Holiness Living Buddha Lian Sheng, once expounded that hospitals are hell in this mortal world:

"In hospitals, the doctors will open up your brain and dig your eyes. They open up your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. All these parts need to be operated. Actually, the hospital is the realm of Hell. Look at the people who are ill, who isn't suffering? A sick person is suffering. These sufferings, while very far away from that in the Hell, but aren't that far either. It is painful to be sick. When you are sick, you lie in the hospital and are at the whim of the doctor to be operated on. Actually when a hospital opens, it is like opening another Hell. The surgeon who holds the surgery knife in his hand is like the hell guard. Really!

The inside of the hospital is just like Hell. Everything can be operated on, like amputating your leg, amputate your hand, digging out your eyes, opening up your brain, dragging out the whole of your intestines, cutting away your intestines, and even cutting away your stomach. We called this borderland. Not the real Hell, but the borderland of Hell.

So don't say there isn't retribution. A person falls sick, because his karmic obstacles are severe. So he gets hospitalised and is up to the doctor to slaughter. For example, for breathing difficulties, the doctor will perform tracheotomy. He open up your throat and connect a tube. You will consume your food through the tube and also breathe through it. Your whole body is connected with tubes. That is the realm of Hell."

(20141130 His Holiness Living Buddha Lian Sheng Sheng-yen Lu Dharma discourse after Preta-dana at 甘露精舍)

A big hospital is a big Hell. A small hospital is a small Hell. Anyone who has been to hospitals knows that there isn't any great energies to speak about. I have visited several new hospitals and the Feng Shui inside is a headache. Hence cases of doctor misdiagnosis, mistreatment that cause death, negligence by nurses, lack of timely patient care, wrong medicine prescribed by pharmacies etc, will only continue to happen and at an increasing rate. So to friends who have hospitalised family, please be conscious and ask the right questions. Understand what the doctor prescribed and what the nurses are doing.

When the environmental Feng Shui is bad, man's heart will also go wayward and his luck will roll downhill. Problems in the physical body and heart will get more and more fanciful.

Unfortunately, some of us are over-influenced by the Western culture. They think that learning Chinese isn't important and conveniently dismissed Feng Shui as superstition. When I asked what research they had done to come to this conclusion, they usually stammer and can't answer me logically.

My advice: don't be impatient. Don't be eager to disbelieve. When your thinking is not supported by genuine in-depth research, you are superstitious. Many things in life are worth studying. When you learn this in-depth, you will realise that Feng Shui is more scientific than science, far away from what you think old wives' tale are made up of.

2019 the year of the Earth Pig is not a good year for Singapore. There will be many internal and external conflicts. Our country will fall sick, with its luck declining.

Some people chose to point their fingers at the government. I understand for every cause, there will be an effect. However, the rise and fall of our nation concerns all of us.

Whether the government does a good job or not, as the children of our country, we should all lend a helping hand to fellow countrymen. If criticism does not lead to a viable result to improve the problem, then it is just an expression of the displeasure inside the person.

To repay the debt of gratitude to our country generates merits for ourselves. These merits can drive away our karmic creditors and resolve the disasters and obstacles we face. We are also leading by example to our children what it means to repay the debt of gratitude to our country.

When the seed of causation is proper, there will be no fruits of sorrow, but instead, fruits of joy and celebrations.

So all of us should strive to create positive seeds of causation, and that will naturally reap us positive fruits. Don't commit the five evils of killing, stealing, sexual misconduct, lying and consumption of intoxicants like alcohol and drugs. Your proper conduct has the ability to help the people around you and of course, improve your family fortunes. Accumulating merits is critical, as these reserves will always come in handy to help us during our emergency times.

When you pray to the Tai Sui this year, please light a Lamp of Illumination for Singapore too. When you pray, please also pray for the good fortune of Singapore etc.

Every year on the night of the 8th day of the 1st Lunar Month, 玳瑚師父 Master Dai Hu will conduct a prayer ceremony to pay homage to the Supreme Jade Emperor. In the past two years, he had led other like-minded participants to pray for blessings for themselves and our nation. If you are keen to learn, do follow Shifu's FB page for notifications.

When I was at the KK hospital, I overheard a lady, probably in her 30s, that she was here for an operation to remove her entire womb. Momentarily, I felt sad for her.

I hope for everyone to have good moral conduct, great Feng Shui and good fortune.

May everyone who is hospitalised get to go home safely and healthily.

May all the sons of Singapore who go for army training, also return home safely and in one piece. Namo Amitabha.

三條煙 之 老老豆豆

繼續讀者分享煙腸奇遇。

最尷尬莫過於隔主個mon都為他尷尬得在卅度的十月起雞皮。

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銀行有不少social club和benefits可以供同事借用例如在離島、甚至海外的渡假屋；某些club的會籍代遇；或遊船等設施。

今年夏天特別熱，煙腸們想加速混熟，大家相約搞一次船河P消消暑。

於是我在某星期五下午收到以下的 E-mail:

To: [Me];
Cc: [HR HK Team]

"Dear Small Potato,

I am writing on behalf of the 201X summer interns. We would like to borrow the bank's yacht for a company event on Saturday, XX July 201X, which is the next weekend.

We believe this is an excellent opportunity to interact with all the interns from various departments and functions of the bank and would be beneficial to the overall operation of the institution.

Please advise the availability of the yacht and inform us at your earliest convenience so we can start organizing the event.

Thanks & Best Regards,
A, B & C on behalf of the Year 201X interns."

收到如此烈嘅電郵，又CC HR，第一反應是問老闆這個是HR批准的event嗎? 然後再問 HR 這是什麼傢伙？

睇intern個HR 當然插爆我，說從來都沒有這樣的安排，叫我管教好自己的腸仔，累他驚動了Head of HR。我老細當然也噴火，因為email中的一個代表其中一名煙腸C君是我部門的。

我立即召來我的腸仔C拷問，這可憐的小狗委屈地說他是「係被擺上抬」的，因為有位雄厚背景靚女intern 提議，在intern圍埋食飯期間忽發奇想說，我們都是大客戶的子女嘛，遲早都是企業接班人，銀行應該為我們安排活動建立關係。結果三名傻仔自告奮勇，組成organizing committee。
唉，原來又係為女。

「嗱，阿C, 聽我話你哋最好唔好搞喇，隻艇你哋唔使旨意借㗎啦，算數啦！否則你哋後果自負！」我認我沒有講出事實的全部，但經過我嚴厲警告後，腸仔C跟其他 intern 勸導時，腸仔A&B則說：「你使鬼理你果件廢柴助理仔咩（即係在下）！我地一年幾多生意呀，我叫阿爸炒L佢都得呀！」

Office沒有秘密，這句傳到我耳中後立即無名火起三千丈；橫掂份牛工都頂唔蒲，就睇下你老豆有幾威。我手寫我心 email 回覆：

To: [HK 201X Interns];
Cc: [APAC CFO]; [HK Banking Head];[HK HR Head];
Bcc:[HK ALLSTAFF]

"Dear A,B & C,

Thank you for your email regarding your proposed event. Please note a few procedure stipulated at the HR policy (SectionX.X attachment X)

1) Permission to use the company yacht must be approved by the Asia Pacific CFO, I have included XX (CFO himself) in this email for your convenience.

2) According to the policy, you are required to submit a proposal detailing the strategic intent, client involved and measurable client engagement deliverables so HR head and Banking head (cc-ed) can approve your event efficiently.

3) However, I regret to inform you the company no longer owns a yacht as of end of 2009.

Warm regards,
Small Potato”

呢班傻腸當然唔知世界難撈，都叫咗你哋唔好搞㗎啦，原因係因為養船實在太貴 cut budget，CFO在2009年尾金融海嘯後已有乜都賣，公司遊艇當然第一水賣喇。

Send 完之後全場發出了笑聲，煙腸C立即將自己縮到最少。跟住我的 inbox 也給炸爆了，全部都是，LOL, WTF, Good Job 等等祝賀的字句。

十年又過去，小弟依然健在，升了兩級。

咦？說好的老豆呢？

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每人一千幾百租隻艇都想慳...本來都沒什麼所謂，只不過是少不更事；但過江龍始終不及地頭蟲，所以成日都話：無論你覺得對方幾00後幾低級，千祈唔好得罪人。

最後一炮通常最爆，想睇就支持下幫手跑下Like。