對著鏡子梳理眉毛的時候,突然被廁格內傳出的一聲慘叫嚇呆了。
是一星期前的事,但那聲慘叫實在無法忘記。
「Everything alright?」我隔著門問。
「咔」一聲,門慢慢打開,是我 team 的一位同事。
「嚇親你,」同事頹喪地走出來,「唔好意思。」
明白的,這陣子,很多同事都被恆大搞瘋了。
其實個世界就係咁現實,而這個所謂金融世界,比現實更現實是常識——好景的時候稱兄道弟,冧市的時候各自閉翳。地踎啲講句,出得嚟行,唔通唔使還。
意思是,好景的時候自然心紅,一心紅就進取,客戶用一蚊買兩蚊債券,屌,基本嘢。
好喇,冧市喇,作為一家穩健的金融機構,就梗係先自保,借畀你嗰一蚊,唔該還咗先。
本身這個有借有還的遊戲是十分公道的,但為什麼同事會發癲?因為,叫唔叫個客還,銀行是有 sole discretion 的,亦即係話,我哋可以叫個客還,亦都可以叫個客唔還住。
「Susanne 真係 on9,」這位兩日冇剃鬚的同事完全不介意大聲地公告天下,「黃生淨係隻艇都成億,係成億 full pay 呀,佢點會 default 呀,唔好癲啦。」
我叫佢冷靜啲,似乎令佢更加唔冷靜——「Susanne 話要 call 佢 margin,真係好撚短視,要我而家叫佢還,佢實還㗎,還完之後咪即刻 cut account 囉,係咪要咁吖?」
開口埋口的 Susanne 是 risk management 那邊的同事。
「晦氣嘅嘢,你同我講冇所謂,對住 Susanne,盡量低聲下氣好嗎?」
「低聲下氣?我對住個客已經成隻狗咁,對住條八婆又做多次狗?」
「你客氣,Susanne 都仲有斗零咁多機會隻眼開隻眼閉;你開拖,佢一句 no 就係 no。」
聽我這樣說,同事終於冷靜了一點,但目光仍然盛著恨意。就在這時候,我給了他一個匪夷所思的建議:「你有冇 airpods?」
「有,why?」
「你而家入番去廁格,去 YouTube 睇一個 MV,歌名叫做《小諧星》。一路睇,一路聽,一路聽,一路留意歌詞。」
是難以置信的,但這首歌真是萬靈的仙丹。
香港的娛樂事業可以靠一隊叫 Mirror 的年輕人起死回生,本來真是半信半疑,直到非常後知後覺地聽了這首《小諧星》。
慚愧承認,之前真係一首 Mirror 都未聽過,唔係唔想聽,係到咗某個年紀,總是有一股惰性拖延著那份接受新事物的勇氣。
然後一係唔聽,一聽即刻癲咗。那個 MV 的四百萬個 views 當中,我應該貢獻了最少一百個。
起初當然是被周秀娜小姐 draw 入去,她那個被 Edan 飲晒杯奶茶的扁嘴表情,喂大佬,真係溶掉了所有中佬的心。
睇吓聽吓,原來這是一首無名小子單戀女神的歌——女神已經有男朋友,而且還要是事業有成的有錢人,典型一個雞蛋挑戰高牆的故事。
愛情裏的廢青與富豪又好,工作上的 front line 與 risk management 也罷,很多時就是無力與大力的對決。
有時候,當你知道力不如人的時候,唯有像黃偉文寫的詞一樣:「跟他怎可能拼,只好專心做諧星;將單戀劇情,改寫出喜劇場景;用我痛苦表情,換你那好心情,留底這半條命。」
對,最緊要留底自己條命。
做人遇到的任何挑戰,不要看成是單一的難關;三盤兩勝冇把握就五盤三勝,放長雙眼,就是為了增加自己的勝算。
回到自己座位,我問同事有沒有聽到那首歌。「有,多謝你 Marcus,我一定會好好同 Susanne 講。」
故事的結局怎樣?最後 Susanne 還是要同事 call 個客 margin,然後那個客真的一怒之下 cut 了 account。
但。
今天在文華酒店吃完午飯,我才親眼看到這個故事的反高潮。
面前的畫面:Susanne 很陶醉地拖著同事的手,在酒店的櫃臺 check out 房間。
我非常好奇,於是 text 佢:
Hey… I saw you and Susanne at MO…
佢個回應。
霸氣到一個點:
She made me a slave in the office. I made her a slave in the room.
人生,fair enough。
留底半條命,你總會找到,把對手就地正法的機會。
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One of the few people in this world that genuinely cares ✨
Always worrying if I have enough food, money, love, making sure that I am alright all the time. Supporting in everything I decide on.
🎂🎂🎂 Happy Birthday to my 妈咪 👩🏻
母女照 taken on @dreamcruiseline
Hope I’ll get to bring mama to cruise again veryyyyyyy soon 🚢
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【Hello Hater】@鬼才做音樂 2021 Ghosician
《Hello Hater》Youtube 高清版MV: https://youtu.be/xyos93gW5e4
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Uhh Hello Hater
啊 哈嘍 黑特
Uhh Mother Fxcker
啊 馬德法克
我又來了 (我又來了)
I am here again (I am here again)
我又來了 (我又來了)
I am here again (I am here again)
我又來了來了來了來!
I am here again, again!
我就是教壞囜仔大細 (幹)
I am the bad influencer to the multitudes (Fxck)
袂爽來找恁爸 (來)
If you are upset, come to me (Come)
假的帳號 到處留言
Using fake accounts to leave comments around
面對面陰莖縮進裡面 (咻)
Dick recoils while face to face (Aahs)
我教壞囜仔大細 (吶)
I will influence the multitudes negatively (Nah)
袂爽來找恁爸 (來)
If you are upset, come to me (Come)
確診陽痿 存一支嘴
Impotency leaves you with only a mouth to talk
幹恁阿公ㄟ踹共!
Fxck You, come and face me directly
踹! 呸!
Show up your face!
你頭腦裝洨
Your brain is filled up with semen
眼睛髒看東西都黑掉
Everything looks black in foul eyes
天生雞雞太小 薪水太少
Born with tiny dick, drawing a little salary
只能用鍵盤來高潮
Orgasm only via keyboard
因為想法跟你的不同
As my view is different from yours
所以才能夠比你成功
Therefore I attain greater success than you
看到社會不公 袂爽就講
I would voice up against injustice
你只能跪拜舔騙讚歌頌
You can only truckle and flatter
才不鳥限流被黃標 (想唱啥就唱啥我驕傲)
Never be bothered with restricted flow or yellow tag (I am proud to sing whatever I like)
還開了抖音微博帳號 (有空就麻煩快點舉報)
Registered TikTok and Weibo accounts in addition (Please report when you are available)
整天斷章取義 亂貼標籤
Always misinterpret and label me as you like
根本噁心犯賤 他媽嘴臉
Absolutely disgusting and cheap ugly face
快來黑我 訂閱 分享
Twisted my initial meaning, then subscribe & share my video
害我 每天在賺大錢
Making me tons of money
看見我執迷不悟 刀槍不入
How stubborn and invulnerable I am
脫了你三件內褲
Take off your three briefs
我就是全身的酷 看別人吐
I am damn cool, yet you threw up
Such an outlandish way of gesture
幹恁娘這種程度
Bought bullets cost thirty thousand Pew Pew Pew
買了個銃子 三萬塊嘟嘟嘟嘟
Talkative non-stop, I'll shoot your house
靠北我射你住處
I just need trap but not protection
我只要陷阱 不需要別人的護
Fxck your busybody noisy pig
操你妹雞婆的豬
I am not afraid, I choose to do only serious task
我沒在怕的 我只幹大的
Go to hell bastard, I wanna rebuke till you can't refute
去你的Sucker 壓著你罵的
Consistent tactics similar reply in comments, damn
一貫的伎倆 留言我操
Shut up when you have finished, I deal with big cases
罵完了閉嘴 老子搞大的
I am a sinner never give a shit about moral
我是個罪人 沒在管道德
場子可燥了 沒啥可套的
The place is so boring, nothing is interesting
我只要錢 我不要命
I am willing to risk for money
快給我Shit 而且要Free
Give me shit and it must be free of charge
女兒長大 學床叫
Daughter grown up mature begin to moan
臭婊子幹完 還要
After done first round, initiate another round
小孩照三餐 打掉
Repeated abortion non stop
懶得聽廢話 I’m Bounce
Fed up with the rubbish, goodbye
哈哈 (哈)
Haha (Ha)
幹妳的Bitch啪啪 (蛤?)
Fxck you bitch (Alright?)
媽媽生的臭俗辣 (臭俗辣)
Born to be a coward (Coward)
爸爸生的破麻 (Fxcked up)
Born to be a whore (Fxcked up)
留言區的廢物那些笨豬沒有惡意
All these comments left by the pigs are senseless
但是就是為了能在網路上面To The Top
Just to catch attention online
需要的是共鳴 才能發現
Demand for support, debunk the myth
佩服你的勇氣沒有準備還想Fxck
Salute your courage of simply fooling around
按你讚 快給我笑 (給我笑)
Give you Like, smile to me please (Smile to me)
討論度還在堆高 (長高)
Discussion is getting more intense (Growing)
把你爸媽Shut Down
Shut down your mom and dad
緬甸街中和Town (栗子)
Myanmar Street in Chunghe Town (Chestnut)
聽我的歌 每天看我的影片
Listen to my songs and watch my videos every day
像吞我的洨 然後吃我的大便
Like drink my semen and eat my poo
媒體就愛 報導轉貼
Media loves broadcast and re-post
你恨死恁爸 一直打臉
You hate me to death but slap in your own face
Hey Hater Loser Keyboard Warrior
嘿 黑特 魯蛇 键盘侠
You Mother Fxcker Come and Lick My Shit
馬德法克快來舔我的大便!
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本家:Ado様
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnSW8ian29w
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https://twitter.com/naryo_1008
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyHevJXqTPQw1LbECz2ZkfA
#Ado #odo #踊
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Lyrics:
Halfway down to KO
(fuwa fuwa)
I’ll float until tomorrow
Time to get it started now
Fall to tears or laugh and jeer, just never let me go
Come and say no
Bellow echo down the road
“Oh, how I wish I could see it”
This life is so damn boring
Lonely logic loading, the lies so slick and flowing
Muddy water slowing, a buzz too bad for knowing how
It kills me, but it thrills me
Hey, keep it (keep it) going
On your feet again
Fight until there’s only power left
We’ll buddy up, you and me, we’ll take the lead
It’s destiny so chill no worries
Alright now I’m in so don’t mind
Waves of struggle? Let’s ride, surfing in the limelight
That’s right, huh
Oh damn, hear the cracks I’m in the zone
Halfway down to KO
(fuwa fuwa)
I’ll float until tomorrow
Time to get it started now
Fall to tears or laugh and jeer, just never let me go
Come and say no
Bellow echo down the road
Yeah, party until the morning
Woah woah
We’ll dance to the beat, we’ll dance to the beat
All us lonely souls will set it free now
Woah woah
The pain from below, likes in a row
Sayonara bye bye let’s go
[RAP]
You know that I’m the best around, and
imma show you right now why you dropped the crown
It's just business, babe; I gotta cop the dough
We at the blackout party so I’ll change the flow
It's just crazy how all of my critics
They call me so lazy but they cannot phase me
It’s all about the gloves on, mask off
You really wanna get down? hands up, lets go
D-D-Destatution, solutions, for feeling inadequate
Solutions of fluids the platelets will clot again
Up and down the tension
You never learn your lesson
That gushing pumping mess is everything that keeps me stressin’ my shot
Love me, I love you not
(NOT)
Watch me or watch me not
(NOT NOT)
Whining until you call out to stop it
Dancing with my lying eyes I purr purr purr
Yeah, come and give me your word, I’ll talk first
Sing ‘til we burn
[RAP]
Ay, get hit with the beatdown
My 1-2 blows and my verses are renowned
Now listen to the ground shakin’ from that bass sound
Get down to the funk, but this ain’t no uptown
Now lemme tell ya, I’m really sick of this hypocrisy
These Mephistopheles’ they probably owe me a big apology
For doubting me I know the fans are proud of me
That’s all I need so let's go
Halfway down to KO
Woah woah
We’ll dance to the beat, we’ll dance to the beat
All us lonely souls will set it free now
Woah woah
The pain from below, likes in a row
Party until the morning
Woah woah
Another round is coming Let’s go
Woah woah
I’ll see you again, survive ‘till the end
Sayonara bye bye let’s go
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everything alright 在 22 Betterknow Youtube 的精選貼文
BETTER LOVE 是我的第一張專輯,這張專輯用了三種不同的愛去串聯這七首歌曲。
一直到今年年底會以不間斷的形式發佈,其中單曲 ”Alright” 即將在 6/22 拉開序幕。
DOUBLE TWO BETTER KNOW , Everything will be alright.❤️🔥
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Special Thanks : JIN - EASTERNAU
Lyrics :
記得你寫給我那一封信
你說這條路上應該停下看看風景
But I don’t have time I’m working.
Sorry baby I still ballin’
Take a break, bro you need to take a break
別心碎 給你喘息的機會
就去追 別怕 就去追
所有人的期望 在你身上背著
喘不過氣覺得人生都是灰的
怎麼做都不對怎樣才是對的
放個假期 but don’t be a player
Believe that you can do it better
Woah woah woah 收起來過分的脾氣
全部都woah woah woah唱出來別悶在心裡
接著做 woah woah做就對了 不要再買醉了
一定會接著 找到屬於你的歸宿woo woo woo
Alright, Everything will be alright
Girl I wanna dance with u all night
我都在 兄弟們都在
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright will be alright
Everything will be alright 不信往後看 兄弟們都在
Everything 演好你的秀 tell me how you feel
再 享受生活Let they know who’s 22Betterknow
真的確定 一切are you ready 準備好就Party
把你打理好就準備去掙更多更多的Money
也要注意 誰在你身後 跟你一起做
不要忘記 那些陪著你的兄弟陪著你渡過
所有開心難過的大小事都陪你到最後
之後還要一起Roll 十年後再一起抽
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《睡到三點》
作曲:Madboii
作詞:193
編曲:Madboii
監製:Madboii
Baby I’m loving you all day
I’m loving you all night
I’m loving you baby all the time
想念你
Baby I’m loving you baby all the time
I’m loving you all day all night
Shawty的心 就像海底針
咪笑我痴筋 baby 사랑해요
I’m loving you baby all the time
I’m loving you all day all night
天天朝早 願望著你起身
期待着 your morning kiss
睡到 三點
想起 Last night 気持ち
你叫我最痛快過 回憶裡
每次與你冷戰 喊過 再飲醉
當初天真想 衷心跟你老去
哭泣的聲音 盡在我心裏
Girl you bring me down
活在回憶中死去
人海中 誰登對
I love you, say you too
求你對我真心
I’ll do everything for ya
Baby I’m loving you baby all the time
I’m loving you all day all night
Shawty的心 就像海底針
咪笑我痴筋 baby 사랑해요
I’m loving you baby all the time
I’m loving you all day all night
天天朝早 願望著你起身
期待着 your morning kiss
Miss you all day all night shawty how’re you doing
總會想起天真講過同你結婚
想你 為何藍剔不覆我
跟你遇見 令我一生改變 getting better
到海角天邊 跟你浪漫相見
已事過境遷 不再玉帛相見
想起跟你嘅history 或會抑鬱一世
回憶中 尋找你
I miss you, so do you
求你令我死心
We will never meet again
Baby I’m loving you baby all the time
I’m loving you all day all night
Shawty的心 就像海底針
咪笑我痴筋 baby 사랑해요
I’m loving you baby all the time
I’m loving you all day all night
天天朝早 願望著你起身
Shall we kiss goodbye 或在夢中找到你
Oh baby I will miss you 這一生 只可在 夢境中 相見
Oh baby I still love you 即使孤單都不重要
I will be alright
Cast: One Nine THREE / Sabrina NG / Gi
Director: Mikecold B.
Writer & Editor: Fai MAK
Assistant Director: Sunny Rain P. FONG
Videography: HoGor
Art Director: Lock
Props Master: John LO
Coordinator: Sam MAN
Production Still: Alfred CHO
Visual Effects: Steven HO
Hair Stylist: Mandy HUI
Makeup Artist: Bryan PO
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