關於 after hours意思 ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients

我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久，今天過後實在忍無可忍，一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。

我年紀很大了，受不了太大的刺激。

拜託，你們可以Zoom好來嗎？😓😑

一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角

護照自2020年起就已成為古董，但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧！

對了，就是要頭髮整齊，讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀，到胸部。

我批八字時，需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外，這樣很像鍾無艷，也不要嘴巴不見掉，這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。

我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的，看相就是需要那麼仔細。

如果你的螢幕太低，那就找書本或舊報紙，把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴，會把你的面相比例給看錯。

不要一直告訴我不好意思，方法是人想出來的。

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二、光線

太暗，我看你如見鬼。
太亮，我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾，不要背向陽光。
有必要的話，就直接開燈！

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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖

什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦～

我的家美最重要，我不在乎你的家美不美，我只是來看命的。

如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強，電腦功能不是很厲害，這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。

有時你轉個身，整個右邊不見了，或部份的頭髮少了，讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片，嚇人啊～

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四、環境和聲音

有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊，特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧，讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍

沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人，往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音，如果他們本身講話又小聲，我的耳機聲量開滿，我還是聽得滿辛苦的

也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室，就是為了不受家人的干擾，能安心的與我視訊。😍

最有趣的是，去年新加坡阻斷措施時，有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大，我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。

曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲，頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵，哇～我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪，還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。

天啊，兩次過後，我寧願退錢，也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對，我要保護好啊！

在這裡聲明：一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機，就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人，我一概會拒絕諮詢，把費用原銀奉還。

五、孩子

曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘，一直被女客人的小孩打擾，進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。

如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童，會時不時來敲你的門，我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心，無法聽好我交代的事，而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子，就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字，這樣對誰都不公平。

六、我只見客人一人

這個規矩，從我一出道就定下來，也清楚的寫在網站上，根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。

但這兩個星期，還是有客人硬闖關，事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面，要他們聽我講他的八字。

我從不改我的規矩，也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。

讀書這麼高，連自己的命都不能自己負責，這已經不是能改到命的人了。

你一定要你的配偶陪你聽，那你需要的不是我來教你改命，是你的配偶來安你的心。

將來若還有這樣的事，我會直接中斷視訊，把錢退回去。

七、「我第一次用Zoom！」

可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢，你有兩個月的時間去摸索。

兩個月，怎麼還是錯誤百出？因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。

結果我就這樣等了20分鐘，還得等對方下載軟件。

Zoom不難使用，但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索，就不要撒謊，直接說，我就直接退現錢。

品德是改命的資糧，不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊，還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎？

小事都不願做好，絕對不會成大器。

八、暈車

有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。

重點是，他一支手拿著手機，一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫，另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上，移動一下，手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊

我一天如果見三個這樣客人，我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後，頭也會痛得厲害，無法完成晚上製片的工作。

沒有自拍器三腳架，也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。

各位，多點善心，為我著想一下吧⋯⋯

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To My Dear Zoom Clients

I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.

I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.

Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?

Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.

Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.

I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.

When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.

If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.

Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.

Number 2: The background lighting.

Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.

Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.

Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.

If necessary, just turn on the lights!

Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.

If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.

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Number 4: Background environment and noise.

Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.

Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.

There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.

I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.

Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.

Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!

A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.

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Number 5: Children

There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.

You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.

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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.

I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.

But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.

I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.

If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.

If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.

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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"

But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.

Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.

Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?

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Number 8: Giddy spells

Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.

If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.

Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.

Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......

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文長注意!

之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。

小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。

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靈感

Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。

Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。

Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。

Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。

Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!

Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。

Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。

Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。

Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。

Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”

Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。

Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“

Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。

Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。

Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。

Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”

Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。

Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。

Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。

Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。

8/3 6:00-7:30pm, the Eastern Time, Boston’s Jetblue staffs including their supervisor at the check-in counter said that people who hold this passport are not allowed to go to Taiwan unless having COVID-19 negative test result.

We said that that regulation is for foreigners not for Taiwan citizens. They denied it and said that what they’ve got in their system is that we are not allowed to depart. After 1.5 hours fight, we eventually found they set our nationality “China”, and what exactly in their system for us should be “Chinese Taipei”.

Even knowing the mistake they had made, we still got no apology. The supervisor just said how can they know, there’s no Taipei on the passport. They even did not want to let us get on the flight even that there were still 15-20 mins before departure. The supervisor just said, sorry but now it’s too late to get on the flight, with a totally not sorry tone. What had changed her mind was that the next EVA flight which can bring us home will fly after two days, so she needs to give us two days hotel. After realizing that, she immediately called to hold the plane and shouted in high pitch to ask us run.

To JetBlue, we just want to say, even there is no ROC or TAIWAN in your system, and there is no Taipei on our passport, there is still no reasons that you make our nationality “China” when you are totally knowing that we are Taiwan citizens.

To 長榮航空公司 EVA Airways staffs, we really appreciate all your help, your strong voice through the phone telling them that “the nationality of Taiwan citizen is not cn!”

各位想回台灣的鄉親，小心了，Jetblue有可能會說拿這本護照的人回不了台灣。

8/3從波士頓返台，先是坐Jetblue飛紐約JFK機場然後轉長榮航到台北。因為行李很多，所以即便從波士頓飛紐約是國內線，我們還是在起飛2個小時前到波士頓機場。然後呢，我們在Jetblue櫃台被擋了超過一個半小時。

他們說我們必須要武漢肺炎檢驗報告陰性才能登機，我們就說，拜託我們台灣人耶，那是給外國人的。他們就一直說是他們的系統上說的。

後來我們打給長榮航，繼續釐清台灣人並不受限，那只限定外國人。他們打死不信。後來搞半天，才發現他們根本搞錯我們的國籍。

當時的對話超級荒謬，長榮航紐約的同仁也在電話線上幫忙，從頭到尾我們就一直說我們台灣公民，但是這句話不知道怎樣進不去他們的耳朵裡。一直無限迴圈後才發現我們的國籍被設定為"China"，而不是應該被設定的"Chinese Taipei"

發現後，他們的長官用一副阿怪我啊不然你要怎樣的語氣說，我系統裡面沒有ROC也沒有TAIWAN，你護照上也沒有Taipei阿.....她真的是這樣說的。可是拜託，即便航空公司櫃台沒有概念到這樣，可以問阿，需要把我們直接設成"China"嗎？阿我們一直那邊Taiwan、Taiwan是喊辛酸的嗎？

那位長官完全沒有要道歉的意識。當下我們也只想趕快上飛機。但是她根本不想讓我們上飛機，只是冷冷地說，不好意思，來不及了，你們飛不了了。我們就跟他說，我們沒地方去，那該怎辦。她說，會補你們旅館錢。我們就說可是長榮飛台北要兩天後，所以你們要給我們兩天後的錢。聽到這邊，她才出現整個挫賽的表情，然後馬上打電話請班機延後起飛，然後要我們快衝去安檢，然後衝去登機。

然後事實證明，飛機並未延誤，原因是我們提早了兩小時花了一個半小時在跟他們吵。

寫這篇希望給現在還在國外準備歸國的人說，如果發生這樣狀況，不用跟他們廢話，直接問他們他們設我們的Nationality是什麼。

感謝過程中長榮航紐約JFK客服地勤的協助，讓我們感到聲勢比較強大。

#本來太累不想寫什麼但是真的太氣
#還有東西被運丟(還好東西找回來了)

#日本網吧收費 #窮遊北海道 #北海道札幌2020

Hello大家好, 我叫阿Tsar, Hello, everyone.

今日同大家介紹是日本窮遊的其中一個方法 Today I will talk about 1 way of budget travel

就是網吧啦, 300 yen入會費, 即是21.5港元 Internet cafe, 300 yen membership fee, which is 21.5 HKD

過夜一晚, 我選擇住了九個小時, 2145 Yen連税, 即是174HKD Overnight, I chose to stay for nine hours, 2145 Yen with tax, which is 174HKD

加起來200HKD有找, 住在札幌狸小路市中心一晚 Stay one night in downtown Sapporo Tanukikoji for less than 200HKD

其實我機場附近是有酒店住的，不過我在狸小路如果行到得太夜返酒店 In fact, I stayed in hotel near the airport, but I traveled quite late at Tanukikoji

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在狸小路一帶, 其實最少有五、六間網吧可以給大家選擇 In Tanukikoji, there are actually at least five or six Internet cafes for you to choose from.

我上了三間, 最後選擇了一間在狸小路4丁目入面 I went to 3 internet cafes, and finally chose one at the 4th street of Tanukikoji.

24小時開放的驚安之殿堂隔離, 半夜肚餓還可以留下有幾間便利店 Next to 24-hour open Donki n a few convenience stores downstairs of this internet cafe

網絡咖啡室，簡稱網咖，在90年代興起，在日本已經非常普遍， Internet cafes have emerged in the 1990s and have become very common in Japan.

香港人身嬌肉貴, 好少會到網吧過夜, 不過我覺得這些都是日本生活體驗之一 HK pals are rarely overnight in Internet cafes, but I think these are one of the Japanese life experiences

狸小路酒店收費最平三百多HKD都有 There are hotels charge 300plus in HKD at Tanukikoji

不過網吧收費還要平一半 However, Internet cafe charges are still half price cheaper

而且它有最少三個小時的收費，假如你女人去附近shopping And it has a charge of at least 3 hours, if your woman goes shopping nearby

男士們就可以上來這間網吧休息一下，一邊等 Men can come to this internet cafe and rest while waiting

所以不一定要來這裏過夜的, 但是網吧24小時營業, So not a must to stay overnight, but Internet cafes are open 24 hours,

任何時間想去都可以, 不用做booking, 話上就上 No need to book in advance, u can come here at anytime

我拍片回來給大家看看, 等大家窮遊的時候又多一個選擇 I just want to show u more option for budget travel

這種網吧的形式, 幾乎全日本都是這樣做法 This format of Internet cafe is widely used in almost all in Japan.

我廿幾歲的時候, 曾經上過台灣網吧過夜 I overnight an internet cafe in Taiwan when I was 20 something

亦去過其他國家的網吧, 但是沒有過夜 Also visited Internet cafes in other countries, but did not stay overnight
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食落真是非常之好味喎, 入面除了有一塊豚肉之外 Very yummy with the pork inside

還有相當多的醬料, 味道一流 Taste is superb with different sauces inside

這裏上網嘅速度, 亦都好快, 睡不著可以睇片打機都得 The internet speed here is also very fast. If you can't sleep, many things to entertain.

到你check out之後, 亦可以行一行驚安之殿堂 After you check out, you can also go to the Donki next door

我就在驚安買了一對鞋墊, 非常之舒服透氣 I bought these insoles in Donki very comfortable and breathable.

因為我還有好多地方要去, 大家睇完我條片之後 As I had many places to go that day

以後去北海道, 就可以更加精明消費 Going to Hokkaido in the future can make smarter consumption after watching my video

網吧的運作收費模式, 全日本通用 Internet cafe operating formats are similar throughout Japan

昨天我跟一班junior傾計, 有個junior話 Yesterday I talked with my juniors, one said:

援交女part time girlfriend post上網 Part time girlfriend post online

話一是给錢、一是给口罩找數, 一篤一個口罩 Customers can either pay in cash or in surgical(anti virus) mask

我當然不知是什麼意思啦, 不過我平日都有睇新聞 I don't clearly know how they charge. But I've heard from news somehow

我就問番佢, 咁顏射幾多個口罩呀?成班junior笑到死下死下 Then I asked him back for how many masks do they charge bukkake? The juniors LMAO.

非常時期要注意個人衛生, 召妓這麼埋身肉搏的活動 Attention should be paid to personal hygiene during recent times.

大家都時要注意健康啦, 我在這裏講這些,都是開下玩笑輕鬆下啫 Everyone must pay attention to your well-being, I am just joking for saying BS　here for relax.

睇咗當去咗, 又可以和朋友同事親戚多個話題 DO u enjoy my video tour? Share with people u know for more topics.

記得按通知制, 睇完影片留個表情符號以示支持 Remember to press the notification bell, leave an emoji to show support before u leave

功德無量, 我們下一條片再見,88 Thx a million n with that said until next time.88!

請用片右下角調4K睇片。

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以聖經中「迦密山」為名的「Carmel Market」，希伯來文意思是花園或果園，可以一次見識以色列在地的所有農產，明明60%的土地都是沙漠的國度，卻能生產出無花果、石榴、柳橙、椰棗、堅果、橄欖和許多五顏六色的新鮮蔬果。這裡也是上帝應許的奶與蜜之地，酪農業發達到台灣人都來取經，乳酪種類數也數不清。

「Carmel Market」的攤子商店都沿著長街而建，一攤攤仔細逛下去，至少得花2小時。
市場裡的專門店，供應以色列人餐桌上必備的各色乳酪。橄欖是以色列人最愛的開胃菜。
新鮮無花果是環地中海國家的特產，以色列也有。以色列出產橄欖，當地產的橄欖油，風味品質都不錯。中年男子正在選購猶太麵包。豔紅的石榴也是本地產的。
客人看著魚販將鯡魚現場拆骨去皮切塊，鮮度有保證。
醃漬過的鯡魚，是老饕最愛的味道。
Carmel是一個長條形的市場，一攤攤認真地逛、慢慢地看，至少要花上2個多小時，我先是試喝本地產的初榨橄欖油，柔滑清香，舌根無刺辣感，相當美味，當場採買幾罐，又在雜糧行買到店主自豪口味的混合米飯，裡頭有小扁豆、印度香米與茴香、蒔蘿，也好奇入手幾款可直接撒在沙拉上的綜合香料，準備回台灣試做以色列大餐，唯一可惜的是無法將最愛的漬鯡魚帶回家，只能留在記憶裡慢慢回味了。

在傳統市場裡走一趟，大概可以知道，特拉維夫的飲食生活裡藏著多元融合的密碼，地中海飲食中常見的橄欖、乳酪是餐桌上必備，偏好醃漬魚類，喜歡用氣味強烈的香料調味，米飯與麵包都吃，中東式袋餅是日常食物，土耳其式的甜點也不少見。

一盆盆香料、乾蔥、香米與堅果混合，是雜糧行裡的獨特的氣味與風景。
雜糧行的店面算是市場裡規模較大的。專賣Pita的小店，中午生意很好。
「Pita」是市場裡最常見的食物，袋餅裡包著油炸鷹嘴豆做的Falafel，簡單就可解決一餐。老媽媽熟練地把剛在熱鐵鍋上烙好的餅收起，等著客人上門。
吟唱家鄉曲調的走唱歌手，是「Carmel Market」裡令人駐足的一景。
Carmel市場外的悠閒風景。走訪Carmel Market隔天，我來到高樓包圍的一片花園綠地，當地人說，這裡是中產階級最愛的市場，要進去還要經過嚴格的安檢，走進之後發現大樓裡別有洞天，這裡叫做「Sarona Market」，不僅是市場，還是有故事的古蹟。

原來早在1871年，有一群虔誠的德國基督徒來到這一帶定居，開鑿水井、釀葡萄酒，發展各種農工業，讓這裡成了獨樹一格的德國殖民地，直到第二次世界大戰爆發，英國人宣布德國人是敵人，把這群基督徒驅逐回德國或澳洲。戰後，Sarona成了英國軍營，後來移交給希伯來人，成了以色列政府辦公室，直到1949年，以色列當局將首都遷移到耶路撒冷為止。

2006年，這裡的36棟房屋獲得永久保留，並將當年的5座教堂重新遷回此地，之後，園區周邊蓋起了大樓，大樓裡又建起整潔美麗的市場，新舊建築融合為一體，Sarona不再是殖民地，而是時髦現代的購物中心。

採買完的老夫婦，悠閒地在「Sarona Market」的美食街用早午餐。
色彩繽紛的軟糖，甜得要命，卻是特拉維夫人的心頭好。
夫婦倆對著水果攤品頭論足，孩子頑皮地在下面鑽來鑽去。
攤上隨處可見猶太傳統的辮子麵包，這是當地人的主食之一。
杯子蛋糕在架上閃耀誘人色澤。
市場裡專賣鮮魚料理的餐廳，時髦有型。
「Sarona Market」隱身在大樓裡，進去需經過安檢。
「Sarona Market」隱身在大樓裡，進去需經過安檢。
在這座時髦的菜市場裡，魚肉、蔬菜、油品都包裝得更高檔，服務更周到，甜點也顯得精緻多了，還添了許多國際元素，我見到許多情侶牽著手、夫妻推著嬰兒車來買菜，這裡也供應東方風味的食物，光是壽司吧就有好幾個。

走到戶外，園區保留了當年的釀酒廠、水井遺跡，數十棟老屋原貌仍在，只是內裡換成了以色列原創時尚品牌、設計商店，雅致的咖啡館、名廚開的餐廳，以及世界精品。

The "Carmel Market" named after "Carmel Market" in the Bible means Hebrew means a garden or orchard. You can see all the agricultural products on the land in Israel at one time. Obviously, 60% of the land is a desert country. Produces figs, pomegranates, oranges, dates, nuts, olives and many colorful fresh fruits and vegetables. This is also a land of milk and honey promised by God. Dairy farming has reached Taiwanese people to learn from it, and there are countless types of cheese. "Carmel Market" stalls and shops are all built along the long street. It takes at least 2 hours to walk around carefully.

聖書の「カーメル市場」にちなんで名付けられた「カーメル市場」は、ヘブライ語が庭または果樹園を意味することを意味します。イスラエルの土地のすべての農産物を一度に見ることができます。明らかに、土地の60％は砂漠の国です。イチジク、ザクロ、オレンジ、ナツメヤシ、ナッツ、オリーブ、多くのカラフルな新鮮な果物や野菜を生産しています。これはまた、神によって約束されたミルクと蜂蜜の土地です。酪農は、台湾の人々にそれを学ぶために到達しました、そして、無数の種類のチーズがあります。 「カーメルマーケット」の屋台とお店はすべて長い通りに沿って建てられています。慎重に歩き回るには少なくとも2時間かかります。

"שוק הכרמל" על שמו "שוק הכרמל" במקרא פירושו עברית פירושו גן או פרדס. אתה יכול לראות את כל המוצרים החקלאיים על האדמה בישראל בפעם אחת. ברור ש 60% מהארץ הם מדינה מדברית. מייצר תאנים, רימונים, תפוזים, תמרים, אגוזים, זיתים והרבה פירות וירקות צבעוניים טריים. זו גם ארץ של חלב ודבש שהובטח על ידי האל. חקלאות החלב הגיעה לתושבי טייוואן ללמוד מכך, ויש אינספור סוגים של גבינה. דוכנים וחנויות "שוק הכרמל" בנויים כולם לאורך הרחוב הארוך. לוקח שעתיים לפחות להסתובב בזהירות.

Le "Marché du Carmel" nommé d'après le "Marché du Carmel" dans la Bible signifie que l'hébreu signifie un jardin ou un verger. Vous pouvez voir tous les produits agricoles sur la terre d'Israël en même temps. De toute évidence, 60% des terres sont un pays désertique. Produit des figues, des grenades, des oranges, des dattes, des noix, des olives et de nombreux fruits et légumes frais colorés. C'est aussi une terre de lait et de miel promise par Dieu. La production laitière a atteint les Taïwanais pour en tirer des enseignements, et il existe d'innombrables types de fromages. Les étals et les magasins du «marché du Carmel» sont tous construits le long de la longue rue. Il faut au moins 2 heures pour se promener avec précaution.

Η "αγορά Carmel" που ονομάζεται "Market Carmel" στη Βίβλο σημαίνει εβραϊκή σημαίνει κήπος ή οπωρώνας. Μπορείτε να δείτε όλα τα γεωργικά προϊόντα στη γη στο Ισραήλ ταυτόχρονα. Προφανώς, το 60% της γης είναι ερημική χώρα. Παράγει σύκα, ροδιές, πορτοκάλια, ημερομηνίες, καρύδια, ελιές και πολλά πολύχρωμα φρέσκα φρούτα και λαχανικά. Αυτή είναι και η γη του γάλακτος και του μελιού που υποσχέθηκε ο Θεός. Η γαλακτοπαραγωγή έχει φτάσει στους Ταϊβανούς να μάθουν από αυτήν και υπάρχουν αμέτρητοι τύποι τυριών. Οι πάγκοι και τα καταστήματα "Carmel Market" είναι χτισμένα σε όλο το μήκος του δρόμου. Χρειάζονται τουλάχιστον 2 ώρες για να περπατήσετε προσεκτικά.

我會想念他 - 何雁詩

其實呢一首歌，我喺佢未正式出街嘅時候喺音樂節目拍攝當中聽過。真心非常之入耳，同埋就算Step嗰日有啲唔舒服 (有試過唱唱下因為咳要停止)，佢把聲嘅穿透力都令人好易感受到首歌想表達嘅感覺同意思。其實聽頭一兩次都已經想跟住個副歌唱 Haha 但係點解要係 F# Major ? 首歌咁新好難喺網上面搵到 chord, 所以好多都要自己搵。自己搵chord搵得咁辛苦，冇理由之後轉Key唔彈嘅。呢個應該係我人生第一次用呢個Key嚟彈琴，仲要係自彈自唱 ? 我盡咗力㗎啦 ? The E# dim and Aug chords though...

If you think playing piano and singing at the same time is hard, try doing it while playing in F# major and having to figure out a large amount of the chords on your own (not the straightforward kind) Yeah...it's a whole new level of difficult that's new to me lol I think I levelled up after this recording ?? Keep learning and growing, then take on bigger challenges ?

Thanks Johnny yet again for letting me use your studio space after hours to record this cover ???

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段段亦是真心唱過 一首最愛的歌
陪伴過 寂寂無名的我
做夢或是一起上課 歡笑有這麼多
緣份似 來過又錯過 曾想講未說清楚

我會想念他 定會相逢嗎
逝去的青春 來抓緊著尾巴
我要找尋他 力竭與聲沙
還在唱 唱出心裡牽掛

成年後告別童話 習慣向上爬
閉上眼睛 再見回憶中那個他

我太想念他 定會相逢嗎
再美的歌聲 和他總有偏差
夢裡都是他 沒著上婚紗
離別了 卻始終最牽掛