『爸爸說你的手像香蕉🍌！！』
🙆♂州長 (哥哥) 和 主播(弟弟)又吵架了
這次是爸爸。 #換爸爸眼神死
▍巨嬰檔案 🙆♂哥哥 Andrew Cuomo
紐約州長／62 歲／民主黨
🙆♂弟弟 Chris Cuomo
CNN 主播／49 歲／主持《 Cuomo Prime Time》
▍上次鬥嘴：『媽最愛我！』https://reurl.cc/20r1yr
▍傳說中的逐字稿：
🙆♂弟弟：
Governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo, of course, my brother. Thank you for coming back to the show
紐約州長，科莫，我哥哥。
謝謝你回來這個訪問
👽哥哥：
Mom told me I had to.
媽媽要我來的。
🙆♂弟弟：
One, I’am hearing your fingernails, like, scratch on something like you’re nervous
I know you are busy, There’s always time to cut your fingernails and call your mom.
我聽到你的指甲好像在抓什麼東西，你似乎很緊張
我知道你很忙，但你總會有時間剪指甲和打電話給媽媽
🙆♂弟弟：
Because you know that what people are saying about how you look, really can’t be accurate.
So it must be hard for you to make sense of what is real and what is true now I Feel for you
你知道大家現在怎麼說你嗎？你看起來真的不對
現在對你來說一定很難，去瞭解什麼真的
我懂你的感覺
👽哥哥：
La Gelosia. Tu sei la gelosia.
嫉妒，你在嫉妒
🙆♂弟弟：
No. No. Always straight, right across the plate, straight across the plate
沒有，請直看著鏡頭
👽哥哥：
My little brother, don’t worry, there’s still time, there is hope for you. One day you can grow up to be like me.
我的小弟，別擔心，你有的是時間，你會有機會的。有一天你會像我這樣
🙆♂弟弟：
Listen, I’ve tried to be like you my whole life, look where it got me.
Governor Andrew Cuomo,
聽著，我一生都希望能像你，看看我現在的樣子
科莫州長，
👽哥哥：
You are better than me,
你比我優秀
🙆♂弟弟：
Thank you very much for doing the job,
Thank you for caring for the family.
I love you, I’ll talk to you after this
謝謝你做的工作
謝謝你照顧這個家庭，我愛你，結束後我再跟你說
👽哥哥：
You are better than me, I am proud of you.
你比我優秀，我以你為榮
🙆♂弟弟：
Only on the basketball court.
只有在籃球場上我比你強
👽哥哥：
Never, Never, don’t lie
才沒有，沒有，你不要說謊喔
🙆♂弟弟：
That’s what pop said
那是爸爸說的
👽哥哥：
Never, he did not! he did not!
才沒有，他沒有說，他沒有
🙆♂弟弟：
That’s what he said
他就是這樣說的
👽哥哥：
You never beat me once
你根本沒有打贏過我
🙆♂弟弟：
The country should know
這個國家應該知道
👽哥哥：
Not once
一次都沒有
🙆♂弟弟：
He said, Andrew has tremendous capability, He is blessed in many ways, But he’s got hands like bananas, and he can’t play ball.
Everybody knows it, I’m just saying it.
爸爸說：哥哥有很棒的能力，在很多地方都有天分，但他的手很像香蕉，他不能打球
👽哥哥：
Put the money on the table
攤在桌上講明白
🙆♂弟弟：
You’re doing a great job though,
你還是在工作做的很棒啦
👽哥哥：
And I’ll take you out and spank you.
我會帶你出場然後狠狠擊敗你
🙆♂弟弟：
You know where I Live, I’ll see you soon.
Be well Governor, Love you.
你知道我住哪裡，我等你
州長保重，愛你
🙆♂弟弟：
I do love him. The tension Is real though.
我真的愛他
緊張的氣氛也是真的啦。
【新聞補充】
🇺🇸Cuomo takes shot at brother: You've got hands like bananas
https://reurl.cc/ar9OkD
