【素人推薦文-最重要的夥伴】
四年前,我請在旅途中遇到的兩位好朋友,幫我寫一段他們對我的感想。不愧是我的好朋友,所以在兩年前,我終於收到了其中一位瓦倫的回覆(我們是拖時間比賽嗎XD)。當我現在要把他們整理到書裡面時,覺得NG的片段也太好笑了,所以決定一刀未剪的放上來給大家瞧瞧,你就會知道,在路上可能會遇到什麼樣沒頭沒腦只會拼命講幹話的好朋友 :D (以下是我的翻譯,原文可以往下跳到最後)
「兩位:
我終於找到時間寫些句子給Min,這真的不是一件容易的事情,因為當我開始認真寫個三句話之後,就會忍不住接一些廢話進去。這真的不是一件容易的事,試想看看,如果你得寫一篇關於某人好話的文章,但其實你心裡清楚她其實是個騙子,因為她總是跑去搭火車?
因此,這是我第一個嘗試:
Min是一個像金一樣純的人,她充滿愛和精神,總是穿白色衣服。她沒有騎車,而是在地球上飛行了50厘米。 不...他媽的!
第二次嘗試:
親愛的人們,我必須警告您:這本書是一本幻想小說!如果作者寫了幾公里這樣的文字,很有可能實際上是公尺;當她寫單車時,她意味著火車;當她寫帳篷時,其實指的是一間三星級酒店。
第三次嘗試:
關於第一個騎單車的背包客女子從德國乘火車到臺灣的簡短故事。
我第一次遇到Min時是在德黑蘭的土庫曼大使館大樓外。她問我:「您是Vali嗎?德國人,騎單車前往烏茲別克斯坦嗎?我是Min,我也想去那裡,我們可以一起騎嗎?」
那時候,我不想結識其他騎單車的人。某方面來講,我已經聽夠別人的故事,並很享受自己一個人的旅行。自從我的旅伴朱莉從伊斯坦堡離開我之後,我便開始享受旅途中的寂靜與寂寞。所以我並不想和Min一起旅行,但我只是回答她:「好吧,...是的,好吧,如果我們都能順利拿到簽證,就可以一起騎車。」於是她問了我的聯繫方式,最後她也真的打電話給我一起去領取簽證。
我們開始一起旅行時,我的伊朗簽證只剩9天,因此我每天必須不斷地趕路,我不確定Min是否能夠跟上,因為這將會改變騎車的節奏。但是當我開始認識Min時,我發現她是一個有趣的女孩,一個只燃燒熱情就打算從慕尼黑回到臺灣的女人,充滿了理想和天真。
她只是單純的展開了計劃,在還不知道接下來會發生什麼事,也沒有任何騎乘單車和露營經驗的情況下。她帶了一個彈出式的帳篷,那種帳篷你只會為了在車上應付緊急情況而準備的帳篷;是當你可能在開高速公路回家的路上,因為太過於勞累,而決定扔出這種圓形帳篷休息一下才會用到的那種。而她的單車也沒有前袋,所以她所有的裝備都扛在單車的後面以及她的背上,因為她竟然背了一個背包!實際上,她是第一個騎單車從德國到臺灣的背包客。這就是Min令人印象深刻的一件事:她有這個想法,然後她做到了。
她得到一台贊助的單車和一些贊助的裝備,然後就拿著這些東西展開旅程。她的思考模式不像我這樣的德國人,在計劃開始之前必須擁有完美的單車和完美的裝備。對她而言,在還沒有這些條件之前就可以動身了。我永遠不會知道她何時開始計劃,以及為何要做這趟旅行,我想連她自己都不確定,即使在書裡她告訴了你們不同的故事。
所以在伊朗的時候,我們開始認識彼此,而我的內心也開始轉變,我發現和Min一起騎車真是太好了。
有一天我們還遇到了香港人Senda,傍晚我們一起紮營時,他們兩個在抱怨伊朗米飯因為不夠粘稠,所以不能用筷子吃。請想像一下,有三個人聚集在他們各自的帳篷前,在伊朗沙漠中繁星密布的星空下,而我這顆德國馬鈴薯陷入了一場關於米飯的討論之中。我不得不為自己大笑,當我告訴他們在煮飯時我加了鹽時,他們倆都非常生氣。從這種情況下,我了解到米對於Min、Senda和其他將米作為主食的人來說是非常重要的。於是,我決定再也不會煮米飯給他們,因為他們比我更知道如何煮好米飯。
之後Senda前往阿富汗,Min和我前往馬沙德(Mashad),我們就此分開直到在烏茲別克再度相見。在土庫曼斯坦的途中,我遇到了一個叫雷蒙,又名骯髒的旅行者的瘋子,我們一起前進,當我們離開土庫曼斯坦時,我們又遇到了Min,組成一個黃金三角的夢幻單車隊。雷蒙非常熱愛騎單車,是一個非常可愛的傢伙。我們三個在一起的時刻如此獨特,在一起共享每一天,只有在夜晚時,被帳篷的薄布分開。我們一起騎單車,一起出汗,一起奮鬥,一起度過美好的夜晚,同時在帳篷前烹飪美味佳餚,共享非常愉快的自由與自主的時光。當我現在回想起來,不得不承認那是我一生中最美好的時光。Min是其中很大的一部分。
如果您想進一步了解Min和她的冒險經歷,則必須購買此書。真是太神奇了,我在馬桶上翻起書頁,就在那待了兩天,直到看完為止。讀這本書就像呼吸吉爾吉斯斯坦高原的空氣一樣,就像在雷蒙身後騎車並聞到他的屁味一樣。這將是一本暢銷書,是一本令人難忘的書。絕對推薦!買吧!」
-Valentin R (一位來自德國的瘋狂自行車旅人,和Min一起旅行了兩個月)
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來來來~想要一起蹲在馬桶上兩天的請往這裡請
👉https://pse.is/minbook
🤭我個人是很好奇, 他到底蹲了兩天看什麼東西?
🤔不要說我的書沒有德文版, 連中文都還在做編輯...
🤫到底是看了什麼啊...? XDDDD
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(原文)
Hey guys,
while staying for four days in Bangkok to repair audio amplifiers for rich Thai men I finally I found the time to write some sentences about Min and it was really not easy, because when I start writing something like this, I will write bullshit after three sentences. It is really not easy. Have you ever written something about another person and you have to talk good about this person while you know she is a liar and always went by train?
So the first try:
Min is pure gold. She is full of love and spirit and always wears white clothes. She is not cycling, she is flying fifty centimeters over the earth. NOOOOO fuck it!
second try:
Dear people, I have to warn you: this book is a fantasy book! If the author writes about kilometers on the bicycles she meant probably meters. When she writes bicycle she means train, when she writes tent she means three star hotel.......NOOOOO shit!
third try:
A short story about the first backpacker woman on a bicycle who travelled from Germany to Taiwan in a train
The first time I met Min was at the Turkmen embassy building in Teheran when she encountered me and asked: „Are you Vali, the German guy travelling to Uzbekistan by bike? I am Min, I also want to go there and I wanted to ask you if we can ride together?“
At this time I didn't want to know any other cyclists, somehow I was bored to hear stories of others while I was having a great adventure by myself. I enjoyed the silence and loneliness on the road since Jule, my cycle mate, left me in Istanbul. So actually I didn't want to travel with Min in the first moment, but I just answered to Min: „Well,...yes..., ok, if we get the visas we can ride together.“ So she asked for my contact and she really called me to pick up the visas.
I only had nine days left in Iran before my visa expired so we had to go really quick and I didn't know if Min was able to catch up. It was a change in rhythm for my bike tour, but when I started to know Min I found out that she is a funny girl with a burning ambition to fulfill her aim travelling by bicycle from Munich in Germany to her home country of Taiwan. A woman full of spirit and a good portion of naivety. She just started the trip without knowing what will come and without any experience of cycling and camping before this trip. She was equipped with a pop up tent, the kind of tent you have in the car for an emergency, when you are still on the highway and you get to tired to drive home. So you have this kind of round tent that you can throw and it pops up as a tent by itself. She also didn't have front panniers (bags) on her bike, so all her equipment was in the back – and also on her back, because she was wearing a backpack! Actually she was the first backpacker on a bicycle to travel from Germany to Taiwan. And that is the impressing thing about Min: she had the idea to do this trip, so she just did. She got a sponsored bike and some kind of sponsored equipment and she just took this and started the tour. She didn't think the German way like me who had to have a perfect bicycle and perfect equipment before I started. No, she just started without any spare parts for the bicycle, without any experience in cycling and camping. I never found out when she started to have this idea and why and probably she doesn't know herself even if she tells you different in this book.
So in the time in Iran we got to know each other and my mood was turning and I found out that it is nice to cycle with Min.
On day we also met Senda, an Hongkongnesian guy and in the evening Min and him were complaining about the Iranian rice, because it is not sticky so you cannot eat it with chop sticks. So you must imagine three people in front of their tents under a really nice Iranian starry sky in the desert and me as a German potato in the middle of this rice dicussion. I had to laugh for myself a lot and when I told them that I put salt in the rice when I cook it, the both got really angry. From this situation I learnt that rice must be something really important for Min, Senda and other people that eat rice as staple food. This night I decided to never cook any rice for them, because the knew it always better in terms of rice.
Senda went on to Afghanistan and Min and me went on to Mashad and we divided there to meet up in Uzbekistan again. On the way through Turkmenistan I met a crazy guy called Raimon a.k.a. Dirty Traveller and we went on together and when we left Turkmenistan we met Min again forming the golden triangle of cyclism, a dream team. Raimon is really passionate about cycling and a really lovely dude. We three had so much unique moments together, sharing the whole day together, only the nights we were divided by the thin cloth of our tents. We cycled together, we sweat together, we fighted together, we had nice evenings together while cooking nice dishes in front of our tents and having a really good time of freedom and self-determination. When I think back to this time now I have to admit that it was somehow the best time of my life. And Min was a big part of it.
If you want to know more about Min and her adventures you have to buy this book. It is totally amazing, I read it on the toilet and stayed there for two days until I finished reading. Reading this book is like breathing in the air of the Kyrgizian Plateau, it is like smelling the fart of Raimon while riding close behind him. It is just a best seller. It is the book that takes you and never leaves you. Absolute recommendation! Buy it!
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bored with中文 在 張寧 Facebook 的最讚貼文
又到了點心時間🍰🍭🎂
大家都有聽過雷神巧克力吧?
(但俗俗如我 我沒吃過😅)
一方面是覺得很甜
另一方面是 我對巧克力很無感
但是!凡事都有個but!
加上抺茶可就不一樣了
我可是個抺茶控 Matcha Matcha 🍵
這次我就吃到了一個
讓我小宇宙爆炸的甜食?點心?
我有點找不到詞 中文爛了😱
它叫做京都雷神巧克力
但是它其實是用天然抺茶和煎茶做的
所以不會太甜
裡面還有餅乾 吃起來不單調🤣
別看它長得這麼低調
人家可是賣到缺貨呢~傻傻的!
認真推推 可以試試喔😁☺️ 然後啊~我就又失控拍了推影片照片
你們就當我起肖 加減看看吧
可以分享喜歡哪張照片唷!
厚~突然想吃藥燉排骨😭😭
Desserts time!!!🎂🍭🧁🍦🥧🍰
I am going to introduce the awesome dessert which is my recently favorite one.😘 It has been sold out for a while, selling like hot cakes! Finally got it! 🥰So,what makes it special? Because it is made with MatCha thunder chocolate and has cookies inside. 🍪 you won’t be bored when you eat them.😂😂To be honest, at first, I thought it would be super sweet, however it is not that’s what I didn’t expect. My sweet tooth has summoned by it.🦷 If you see my pictures and video, you will now how excited I was. Taking too many photos, please forgive me😆😆 #京都ブラックサンダー #京都銘菓#otabe #Matcha #thunderchocolate #fav #selllikehotcakes #summon #sweetooth #hellouk🇬🇧 #寧好倫敦
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☞ 訂閱 YYTV/許洋洋愛唱歌 https://goo.gl/kNUv4c ♫ 6Y8M 小一生
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【200訂閱感謝】為什麼要成立YYTV原因大公開~悲慘又溫馨的故事!許洋洋的2016回顧!|Channel beginning |YYTVのきっかけ
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首先謝謝大家 讓我在一個半月 達到200人訂閱!
Thanks everyone let me in one and a half months to reach 200 subscribers!
1ヶ月半で200チャネール登録!みんなありがとうございました!
其實我媽媽在2012年就建立這個頻道
In fact, my mother in 2012 to establish this channel
2012年に私の母はこのチャネルを成立しました
從我2歲開始,媽媽就上傳我唱歌的影片
From the time I was 2 years old, my mother uploaded my video
私が2歳だった頃から、母は私のビデオをアップロードしました
唱黃明志的歌,還被黃明志分享在他的臉書
I sang Namewee’s song, Namewee also shared in his facebook
Nameweeの歌を歌って、Nameweeも彼のFacebookにシェアしました
前幾個月我媽媽出車禍,肋骨斷了好幾根
A few months ago my mother in a car accident, broken several ribs
数ヶ月前に私の母親は交通事故で、いくつかの肋骨を折られました
醫生說要在家休養不能上班
The doctor said that my monther must rest at home and can not go to work
医者の言葉によって、母は家で休んで、会社に行くことができないです。
都是爸爸和阿媽在照顧我
My father and grandmother were looking after me
私の父と祖母は私を見守っていました
媽媽因為躺在床上太無聊了
Mother was too bored in the bed
母は丸一日ベッドであまりにも退屈だった
才想說好好的來經營我的頻道
She want to manage my channel
チャンネルを管理したいです
因為他製作影片要花很久的時間
Because he must make the video to take a long time
母はビデオを作るため、長い時間がかかります
す。
而且就算他躺在床上也能做
And even if he was lying in bed can do the thing
母がベッドに横たわっていても、そのことをすることができます
覺得時間一下就過去了
Make video will feel that time flies
ビデオを作る時間が速く過ぎました
所以我就開始拍片
So I started filming
だから私は撮影を始めました
我媽媽常說,我不是才剛出生嗎?
My mother used to say, am I not just born?
母はよく私に言って、生まれたばかりではない
怎麼一下就長大了
Why do you grow up so fast
なぜあなたはとても速く成長するのですか
所以她想用影片紀錄每天的我
So she wanted to use the video record my every day
だから彼女は私の毎日の動画を残したいです
以後長大才可以回顧
In the future, I also can review it.
将来、私はそれを回顧することもできます
而且我那麼愛唱歌
And I love singing so much
そして私はそんなに歌うのが大好き
以後在這裡唱才有人聽
I will have fans in the channel
私はチャンネルにファンに歌うことができます
她說這個頻道是她留給我一輩子最好的寶藏
She said that this channel is the best she left me a lifetime treasure
母はこのチャンネルが私にとって最高の宝だと言った
也是她對我的愛
The channel is her love for me
チャンネルが母の愛で作成されました
一月中我媽媽就要回去上班了
My mother will go back to work in January
私の母は1月に仕事場に戻ります
但是她說他還是會努力製作影片
But she said she will continue to make the video
しかし母はビデオを作り続けると言いました
今天是2016年的最後一天
Today is last day of 2016
今日は2016年の最後の日です
我們來看看我今年有什麼值得記念的事情
Let's watch what I have to remember this year
今年私の記念すべきことを見てみましょう
1月份我學會騎腳踏車,還有我在台灣看到下雪
In January I can ride a bike, and I saw snow in Taiwan
1月には自転車に乗ることができ、台湾では雪を見ました
我有去六福村玩,很近的看到獅子
I have to go to Leofoo Village to play, very close to see the lion
私は六福村に遊びに行きました、非常に近いライオンを見ることがあります
2月份 因為爸爸要去跑東京馬拉松,
In February because my father was going to join the Tokyo Marathon,
2月には父が東京マラソンに参加するために、
所以我也一起去日本東京自由行
So I went to Tokyo, Japan together
私は一緒に東京に行きました。 日本旅行
有去迪士尼,也有搭HATO BUS,去一個很好玩的兒童天地(Aneby) ,看到晴空塔
I went to Disney, take the HATO BUS, a very fun children world (Aneby) and went to skytree
ディズニーに行き、非常に楽しい子供の世界であるハトーバス(Aneby)を行ってskytreeにも行きました
還有去台場
I went to Odaiba, Lego Paradise, Lego Paradise very very fun
お台場に行きました
去富士電視台和小丸子,還有最近解散的SMAP照相
I also went to Fuji TV, to take a picture with Chibi Maruko and recently disbanded SMAP
私はまた、Fuji TVに行ってChibi Marukoと、最近解散したSMAPを写真を撮りました
樂高樂園超級無敵好玩
Lego Paradise, Lego Paradise veryfun
レゴパラダイスに行きました.レゴパラダイスはとても楽しい
最後還去大江戶溫泉
At last we went to Oedo Onsen
最後の日、大江戸温泉に行きました
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3月份 我上東森幼幼台參加比賽,想看的話請點這邊
In March, I went to YOYO TV to participate in the competition, you can click here to watch
3月はYOYO TVへ試合に参加しました。ここをクリックしてご覧下さい
還有從11/14開始我就拍片到現在
Also from 11/14 I began to take a vedio until now
また11/14から、私は今まで動画を作っています
要謝謝四葉草姐姐在臉書分享我的影片
Thanks to Joyce Chu for sharing my videos in Facebook
Facebookで動画をシェアしてくれたJoyce Chuに感謝します
也要謝謝心動音樂電台讓我當一日DJ
Also thank pulse radio let me become a one day DJ
また、私を1日DJになったパルスラジオにも感謝します
希望大家繼續支持我
I hope you will continue to support me
今後とも引き続きどうぞ宜しくお願いします
我會再介紹更多好玩,有趣的東東
I will introduce more fun, interesting things
私はもっと楽しいものを紹介します
唱更多好聽的歌喔!
Sing more songs!
もっと歌を歌います
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