關於 love yourself love myself意思 ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

<脫口秀小訣竅中英翻譯-靈感篇>

文長注意!

之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。

小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。

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靈感

Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。

Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。

Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。

Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。

Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!

Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。

Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。

Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。

Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。

Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”

Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。

Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“

Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。

Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。

Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。

Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”

Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。

Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。

Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。

Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。

早晨被一個夢打醒⋯
這個夢很有意思 代表我內心的渴求 狀態⋯有一陣子沒有這樣子有點複雜紛亂又清楚的夢⋯。

才知道今天是1月11日～1/11⋯❤️

在我生命中有兩個日子，刻劃很深的記號⋯11/1 和1/11～。我從來沒有覺得數字有什麼特別，但這兩個數字卻讓我永遠記得，紀念甚至感恩！❤️🌹🥰🥰

那是一段刻骨銘心很難明白的艱困過程，多年前1/11那個日子讓我跨了一個大門，有一點像是生孩子的過程，痛到你幾乎不想生，但是忍過那個最痛的階段，就是一個新生命的開始⋯，真的是如此啊⋯若沒有勇敢的跨過去往前走，我就看不到現在一片綠意盎然，充滿生氣的我的人生風景！所有的細節美麗和精彩啊⋯！

我曾經有一個經驗，很可愛很真實！轉換了我面對傷害的態度～！
特別傷你的人是你愛的人,特別難面對⋯。
有一次我跟主禱告，和著眼淚和氣憤⋯，在禱告中，我看見一個影像，就像電影一樣～那個傷我的人對著我扔石頭，但那石頭沒打著我，於是我撿起那塊石頭很生氣的回丟過去，扔過去時，覺得很沒力道手很輕⋯一看，我扔過去的，居然是一個麵包！我突然就噗哧的笑了⋯怎麼那麼沒力呀！連傷人都傷不到！🥰🥰這時上帝對我說，如果別人用黑暗用憎恨來對你，難道你回他的是一樣的嗎？你的心中有的是什麼呢？如果你有了我，你會知道要回應什麼⋯⋯

真的，我即刻從生氣到笑自己，這麼容易被激怒，因為我心中充滿的⋯真的不是這些，我可以給予的美麗和美好太多了⋯。

在黑暗中，唯有你自己成為光，才可以找出一條路⋯不要再等候其他的⋯。
你自己就可以成為光，你自己就是那個美麗！那個力量！那個智慧！那個勇敢！⋯只是你沒有找到那個鑰匙⋯甚至是你不想找～

最近有一個很深的體悟，不管你有多愛一個人，或者有人多愛你，不管你有多少人陪在你旁邊，你最終都是得孤獨的面對自己～靈魂的那一個你～如果你自己不能好好欣賞愛你自己，明白你自己是美麗的，你就沒有辦法自在和滿足～。

對於那些傷害與破碎，還有那些不明白為何傷害你的人～放了吧！
一句傷害的話都不用說，因為你更多的能量是看自己愛自己成為⋯美麗的那一個你～！使人看見你就開心就喜樂！好像吃到麵包那樣滿足！🥰🥰❤️🌹

在2021/1/11的今天～～這曾經令我痛哭欲絕的這一天，我向我的主獻上感恩～
謝謝祢總是不離不棄，在我最艱困的時候，用祢最溫柔有力的胸膛擁抱我！用祢最溫柔最有智慧的言語餵飽我，用祢最溫柔明亮的光帶領我，用祢最深最廣的愛情包裹我⋯。 使我可以在靈魂的海洋裡 大山裡面自由奔放⋯I love you,My Lord....🌷


(馬太福音 5:9) 使人和睦的人有福了！因為他們必稱為　神的兒子。
(Matthew 5:9) Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.

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Photographer:Su 蘇婭

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I Waked up by a dream in the morning...
This dream is very interesting. It represents the desire ,my situation in my heart....It hasn't been a somewhat complicated and clear dream like this for a while.
I just know that today is January 11 day～1/11...❤️
There are two days in my life, with deep marks...11/1 and 1/11~. I have never felt that the numbers are special, but these two numbers make me always remember, commemorate and even be grateful! ❤️🌹
It was a difficult process that was unforgettable and hard to understand. ..The day 1/11 many years ago ...made me step through a door. It was a little bit like the process of having a child. The pain was so painful that you almost didn’t want to give birth to ... But to endure the most painful stage is the beginning of a new life... , it’s true! If I didn’t step forward bravely, I would not see the greenery and fullness now. ...My Life...Landscape! All the details are beautiful and wonderful...!
I once had an experience, very cute and real! Changed my attitude in the face of injury~!
I once had an experience, very cute and real! Changed my attitude in the face of injury~!
The person who hurt you in particular is the one you love.
Once I prayed to the Lord, with tears and anger... During the prayer, I saw an image, just like a movie. The person who hurt me threw a stone at me, but the stone did not hit me, so I picked it up. I picked up the stone and threw it back angrily. When I threw it over, I felt very weak and light in my hand... At first glance, what I threw over was actually a piece of bread! Suddenly I laughed...how could I be so weak! Can't even hurt people! At this time, God said to me, if someone treat you in hatred in darkness way ,would it be the same for you to treat him? What is in your heart? If you had me, you would know what to respond...
Really, I instantly went from being angry to laughing at myself, I am so easily irritated, because my heart is filled with...it really is not this, I can give too much beautiful things and kindness...
In the dark, you can only find a way out by becoming the light yourself...don't wait for others...
You can become light yourself, and you yourself are the beauty! That power! That wisdom! That brave! ...But you didn't find the key...even you don't want to find it~
Recently, I have a deep realization that no matter how much you love someone or how many people love you, no matter how many people being with you, you will eventually have to face yourself alone~ the soul of you~ If you can’t appreciate and love yourself well, and understand that you are beautiful, you can’t be comfortable and satisfied~.
For those who hurt and broken, and those who don’t understand why they hurt you~ let it go!
There is no need to say a hurtful sentence, because you should take more energy to see yourself loving yourself and becoming...the beautiful you~! Make people happy when they see you! As satisfied as if they had bread! ❤️🌹

Today on January 11, 2021~~This is the day that once made me cry, I give my thanks to my Lord~
Thank you for always staying true to me. In my most difficult time, hug me with your most tender and powerful chest! Feed me with your tenderest and wisest words, lead me with your softest and brightest light, and wrap me with your deepest and broadest love... So that I can be free in the ocean of the soul...I love you, My Lord...🌷

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精彩的10月 x 哇賽滿月中秋

我一直有個直覺...倒數90天迎接2021起飛年

今天，不但慶祝🎉畢業女超人高效率客戶返校一起跨入2021

也感恩我..在2020過去90天所做的每一個選擇

…再過30天，我就要滿31年在這地球上＋9個多月在媽咪肚子的時光

今天...最驚喜的...莫過於

🐳 2019年自己給自己的生日禮物：催眠教練培訓＋呼吸教練培訓 🦋 讓我深刻的療癒由內而外自己與女超人客戶

10月1日，我的美國🇺🇸同學在執行完指定1小時呼吸課程後，因為我說：我今天下午學了占星學基礎，完全揭露我的神秘學人生藍圖！

她馬上與我分享她...看到我的「龍龍家族＋仙女們＋天使們」在七彩🌈森林遊玩，分別在我的左邊、右邊，以及上方

她還為我抽一張Work Your Light Oracle Cards，飛出了一張IMRAMA，意思是靈魂之旅

訊息是：我的靈魂開始「記得/憶起」古老陸地的秘密 ; 允許我乘著古老智慧的血統，記住 - 我不需要自己獨自完成使命

🌹每一刻，妳都會接收到宇宙捎給妳的微小訊息，妳有在傾聽嗎？2019年10月我投資的線上教練課程，也是改變我一生的課程，在San Diego召開高峰會 Broke to Woke Summit

我的美國🇺🇸室友擁有這Work Your Light牌卡，我對這牌卡的第一印象是...覺得好美，但是我不需要 ～

結束會議後，我開始去San Diego各大瑜珈身心靈修練聖地朝聖，再次看到這牌卡以及書籍，於是決定回台灣購入，因為是可以幫助許多女超人客戶的最佳工具

一年過去了，我摸這牌卡不到5次！因為我超級無敵「不習慣」問我的指導團隊問題 😅 （我的潛意識...就是把她當作幫助客戶的工具）

🌹 隨著我越往內心探索，認真打開與生俱來的「氣功/呼吸」，我的天線瞬間接通

妳我都是「能量」組成的！保護妳自己的能量絕對是高效女性必備的優先權！

透過我的心靈成長旅程，讓妳理解：妳不是孤單的！妳不需要自己獨撐大局，或獨自哭泣、獨自釋放情緒

...因為，我已經接上「直覺GUT」，也創造了「支持高效女性領導者的心靈圈 GUT90」

2020這一年，我一直在升級「如何更高效精準快速幫助女客戶連結『直覺力』？如何駕馭『能量』？」，我也非常興奮宣佈：GUT90天線上教練課程是市場上唯一專注解決女性困擾＋達成目標「五步驟系統」

妳也要踏上屬於妳的蛻變之旅嗎？妳有兩個選擇...

GUT90天申請連結：https://forms.gle/94rko2oo2kesBJ4WA

Wooman Power 使用蘿菈專屬碼「Lola300」，完成後私訊 ➡️ 報名連結：https://podcast.lolalinocean.com/96

我將帶領我的女超人客戶在「呼吸線上工作坊」中：打開心💖 妳是愛，妳是力量 I AM LOVE. I AM POWER.

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Work Your Light牌卡的意義...

2020.10.4 中秋節｜與蘿菈靈魂的對話

1. 現狀：Share Your Voice

2. 靈魂告訴我：STARSEED

3. 妳內心昇華著：The Ever-Unfolding Rose

4. 正在逝去的：Anna, Grandma of Jesus

5. 靈魂的禮物：STAR MOTHER - Lay all of your worries, regrets, shame and guilt on Her alter. Do not fear. You are LOVE in motion

6. 妳心想事成了：PROTECTION - Soul Retrieval. Cut the Cords. Call back your Power. Protect your energy. May all the lost pieces return home now. Check into your body NOW & see which Chakra FEELS like it needs a bit of an energetic clean-up

7. 下一步：LEAP

8. 前世影響力：LEMURIA - keep holding the clear vision of the future. Do your transmission work & hold the frequency of Lemuria in your own community, family, or within yourself. You are not alone. There are hundreds of thousands who hold the codes of this ancient lost land & even Lemuria crystals that hold the codes of REMEMBERING that are beginning to rise all over the planet. Keep doing what you are doing & remember: The only way to HEAL the world around us is to first heal ourselves.

9. 妳必須知曉：MIRROR - Who or what is triggering you? What is it in you that they are triggering? What part of you longs to be witnessed?

10. 希望與恐懼：SISTERHOOD OF THE ROSE - surround yourself with beauty and create beauty wherever you go

11. 可能的成果：THE GREAT GATHERING - you are being called to let your intuition move you physically. You are connected to a group of sounds who are weaving a web around the planet. When you share what is REAL and true to you, and you share the medicine that you most need, those who are like you will gather around you. You are your tribe! I choose now to let myself be see. I am ready to call in my soul tribe and create a web of light all over the planet

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Hi everyone
大家好
I´m Jesús
我是黑素斯
Have you seen my videos?
看過我的影片嗎？
Yesterday when I was meditating
昨天我在冥想的時候
And I have something that needs to tell you
我想到一個需要告訴你的事情
Really, I really need to tell you this
真的，我不得不跟你說
Thank you Taiwan
謝謝台灣
Actually, many people say thank you, but means nothing
其實，很多人說謝謝沒有什麼特別的意思
So I want to explain you
所以我要跟你們解釋
Why do I want to thank Taiwan?
為什麼我要感謝台灣？
Many Taiwanese netizens misunderstood me
很多台灣網友誤會我
Because I often talk about cultural differences
因為我常常討論文化差異
And I won't always say
而且我不會一直說
Taiwan is awesome!
台灣棒棒！
Taiwan is perfect!
台灣完美！
I love Taiwan!
我愛台灣！
This is too fake
這樣太假的啦
However, because I didn’t say that
但是，我沒有這樣說
Some people think I don't like Taiwan
有人覺得我不喜歡台灣
Listen
我告訴你！
You were born in Taiwan just by chance
你們是不小心在台灣出生
Be a resident is my decision
當新住民是我的決定
Who cherishes this country more?
誰比較珍惜這個國家？
Recently I´m travelling a lot
最近常常出差
Last time I went to Shanghai, I found that the life there is tough
上次去上海發現那邊的生活多幸苦
Dear Chinese friends, please
親愛的中國網友，拜託
Don't start to throw shit on me. It's boring. OK?
現在不要開始罵我，很無聊，好不好？
And I don't care
而且我不在乎
Chinese are confident, great!
中國人很有自信，讚！
However, if we don´t talk about problems
但是，沒有討論哪裡問題
problems won´t disappear!
問題也不會不見！
I admire people who can live in Shanghai
我超佩服能夠住在上海的人
That place is too big
那個地方太大了
Everyplace is far away
什麼地方都很遠
They only like new things
全部都要改新的
Hey, only old things have a soul
欸，舊的才會有故事
Is terribly expensive, how can poor people lives there?
貴得要命，窮人怎麼過生活？
Taxi drivers wanna rape me off every day
計程車司機每天都想要騙我的錢
Aunts are very aggressive
那邊的阿姨，很兇
Internet, Internet. . .
網路，互聯網。。。
Wall (VPN) is not easy to pass
牆不好翻
Do not take it wrong, Shanghai also has its beauty
別誤會，上海也有上海的美
After all, my friend and ex-girlfriend are all Shanghainese
畢竟我好朋友，前女友都是上海人
But when I returned to Taiwan, I felt
但是我回來台灣的時候覺得
Very thankfull
充滿了感謝
Thank you for reasonable living expenses
謝謝合理的生活費
Thanks for the convenient internet
感謝方便的網路
Convenient transportation
方便的交通工具
Thank you for Taiwanese cuisine

謝謝台灣的美食
Thanks for Taiwan's security
感謝台灣的安全
But most of all thank you for:
但是最要感謝你們的是：
Taiwan’s human touch
台灣的人情味
Let me live my life here feels great
讓我在這邊過生活很蘇胡
Did you realize about it
有沒有發現
People doesn´ t cherish the everyday life things
我們已經習慣一個東西，就不珍惜？
Right?
是不是？
If there is food at home
家裡有東西吃
You take it for granted
你覺得理所當然
Your boyfriend gives you a macchiato every day
男朋友每天送給你一杯焦糖瑪奇朵
Yout think it is his job
妳覺得是應該的
if he doesn´t, you will complain
沒有送，妳也許會罵她
Actually, there is no such thing as "obviously"
其實，沒有所謂的『理所當然』
I lived in Taiwan for 12 years and got used to everything
住在台灣12年，我什麼都很習慣
So, needs to remind myself
所以，要提醒自己
Cherish the benefits of living in Taiwan
好好珍惜住在台灣的好處
Every day people tell me
每天都有人跟我說
Thank you for loving Taiwan so much
謝謝你那麼愛台灣
do you need thank me for liking Taiwan?
我喜歡台灣需要謝謝嗎？
When I go to the cafe for coffee, the boss won´t say
我去咖啡廳喝咖啡的時候，老闆不會說
Thank you for like our coffee
謝謝你喜歡我們的咖啡
right?
是不是？
Probablily he will way
他比較會說
Do you like it?
喜歡嗎？
Come back again
那以後常來喔
I want to thank Taiwanese government for my ID
我要感謝台灣政府給我台灣身分證
That wasn´t Wu Feng?
那不是吳鳳嗎？
Jesús, you talk a lot of bullshit!
黑素斯，你亂講一大堆！
Don´t compare yourself with Wu Feng
你不要再跟吳鳳比較
Congratulations to Wu Feng!
吳鳳恭喜！
Question
問題
Do you value living in Taiwan?
你珍惜住在台灣嗎？
What about caramel macchiato from your boyfriend?
男朋友送給你的焦糖瑪其朵呢？
What about your girlfriend´s attention?
女朋友的關心呢？
What about the food I cook for you?
阿嬤幫你煮的菜？
Oh!
唉呦！
Jesús, do you cherish me?
黑素斯，你珍惜我嗎？
Did you thank me?
有感謝過我嗎？
S***t
靠腰！
Okay
好啦
You know, right?
你知道吧
Like, Subscribe, Share with your Cat
按讚，訂閱，跟你家裡的貓咪分享
Meow!
喵！
I said Meow!
我說喵！
Meow means do it now
喵的意思是快一點啦
Meow! Meow!
喵喵！
Bye
拜！
I'm curious, do you know I'm sharing photos in IG everyday?
我好奇，你知道每天我在IG PO照片嗎？
Check it out
去看啦
I reply msn by myself
回答是我本人耶
Next week
下個禮拜
Meow!
喵！
Bye
賤！


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