This is why I still need my wife - to pick my kids' shit up after them. 💩😝
So the biggest event happening during this long weekend #stayhome period was the unfortunate incident of one kid's (who shall be called A) poop clogging up the toilet bowl.
It all began with the wifey's shrieking from the bathroom, "Who never flush after pooping???" I walked in and came face to face with it. Lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl was this massive brown monster that I swore was at least 5cm in diameter! It was as if someone walked into my toilet, spewed molten lava out of the ass and it hardened right there... at the bottom of my toilet bowl.
I tried to flush it down but it stubbornly refused to budge. I tried using a huge pail of water to force it down but it sneered back at me. I tried washing it down together with some anti-choke chemical but still it prevailed.
And then I did what I had to.
I reached into the toilet bowl - with a plastic bag over my hand, of course - and scooped the brown chunk out, as I let out barely audible speak: "Horrible... oh my goodness... gonna throw up... might not make it... tell the kids... I love them..." And this was followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching.
I didn't puke in the end and the deed was done. The wifey them took over, cleared the remaining blockage with a plunger and it was clear! Never had I loved the sound of a toilet bowl's flushing so much.
If you had read this while muching on some food, I apologise. But I guess this incident summed up our past 7 weeks of being confned at home and to a larger extent, my 17 years of marriage. Sure, we had faced lots of challenges along the way, raised our voices, quarrelled and pissed each other off. But we always managed to resolve them by seeing the lighter side of things, by not taking the little things that irk us so seriously and most importantly, supporting one another and laughing through it. Like having to fish a humongous poop out of the toilet bowl.
We may not always be lovey-dovey but I do know that the wifey has always got my back, no matter how crappy the situation can be. And that's no BS.
P.S. I'm counting on her to clean my poop when I'm old and senile in future. 😂
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⋆ soap 肥皂
⋆ soap dispenser 按壓式肥皂瓶
⋆ vanity 浴室梳妝台
⋆ wastebasket 廢紙簍
⋆ mirror 鏡子
⋆ shelf 架子
⋆ faucet 水龍頭
⋆ sink 水槽
⋆ hair dryer 吹風機
⋆ hamper 洗衣籃
⋆ towel 毛巾
⋆ towel rack 毛巾架
⋆ plunger 通馬桶吸盤
⋆ toilet 馬桶
⋆ toilet brush 馬桶刷
⋆ fan 抽風扇
⋆ shower 蓮蓬頭
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#颱風天_大家注意安全
🎁 上則貼文中獎名單:
♕Flower Liu
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(請私訊Ken,提供姓名+地址)
#圖文筆記 #英文筆記 #畫給朋友的浴室設計圖
#先看圖_不懂再看中文
⋆ toothbrush 牙刷
⋆ soap 肥皂
⋆ soap dispenser 按壓式肥皂瓶
⋆ vanity 浴室梳妝台
⋆ wastebasket 廢紙簍
⋆ mirror 鏡子
⋆ shelf 架子
⋆ faucet 水龍頭
⋆ sink 水槽
⋆ hair dryer 吹風機
⋆ hamper 洗衣籃
⋆ towel 毛巾
⋆ towel rack 毛巾架
⋆ plunger 通馬桶吸盤
⋆ toilet 馬桶
⋆ toilet brush 馬桶刷
⋆ fan 抽風扇
⋆ shower 蓮蓬頭
⋆ shower curtain 浴簾
⋆ drain 排水孔
⋆ rubber mat 防滑墊
⋆ bath mat 擦腳墊
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It is a magnet with motif of rubber cup of toilet. Somehow it seems to stick very much. It might be somewhat unpleasant if you are in the refrigerator. It is interesting though. It is a magnet that likes and dislikes can be divided.
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