#哈利波特 #拜託可以讓我好好發倫敦生活文嗎
上班途中，A 先生傳來他在外國論壇上看到的消息：哈利波特網站 Wizarding World 的會員註冊頁面上，將「台灣列為中國一部分。」（https://www.wizardingworld.com）
我看到後忍不住想使出 「阿哇呾喀呾啦 Avada Kedavra」（這裡有波特迷嗎）
但我們只是單純平庸的麻瓜們，只能用最笨拙的方式了， A 先生超級感人地在我開會途中已經寄出一篇文情並茂的信。他要我告訴大家，歡迎取用以下範本，修改寄件人，正港台灣麻瓜們一起組成我們的鳳凰軍！
Email: press@wizardingworld.com
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Dear Wizarding World,
While registering on your website, I have unfortunately found that you have listed the country of Taiwan instead as ‘Taiwan, China’. This is incorrect. Despite misinformation from the unelected and authoritarian government in Beijing, neither international law, nor the United Kingdom, recognises China’s claim on Taiwan. It is politically unwise and disrespectful to have put Taiwan (Republic of China), widely known as an individual and democratic country, under the territory of China (People’s Republic of China).
The incorrect classification of Taiwanese nationality can be a serious disservice to all Taiwanese who are fans of the Harry Potter brand. Showing Taiwan as part of China also denies the human rights and the right to self-determination for the 23 million people of Taiwan, who have established a democracy that is unique in Asia. These rights are enshrined in the United Nations Charter, in the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, and the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights.
I believe that as a company, you have your customers interests at heart, however this mis-classification will no doubt severely damage the Harry Potter brand. While Taiwanese hold their own passport, country name (Republic of China) and national flag, your website cannot continue to classify Taiwan as a part of the People’s Republic of China. This is akin to mis-classifying North and South Korea, and the Democratic Republic and Republic of Congo, which would quickly bring your company into the spotlight of international media.
Your error has already been brought to the attention of many media channels, Taiwanese individuals and online influencers. Unfortunately while your company continues to classify Taiwan as a part of China, I, along with many other individuals will boycott Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and related brands. We will also reach out to social media influencers and other media channels to encourage boycotting of your brand if ’Taiwan, China’ is left on your website.
For clarification, Taiwan should be listed as ‘Taiwan’ or alternatively ‘Taiwan (ROC)’, and definitely not ‘Taiwan, Province of China’ or ‘Taiwan, China’. Taiwan is NOT a special administrative region of China such as is the case for Hong Kong and Macau.
I therefore kindly request that you amend this mis-classification of the Taiwan country, especially as it is pointless for the reputation of your company to be affected by a political issue.
Sincerely,
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avada kedavra阿哇呾喀呾啦 在 Re: [討論]有雷...啊哇呾喀呾啦- 看板HarryPotter - 批踢踢實業坊 的推薦與評價
※ 引述《clijsters (要記得在成田機場買築地)》之銘言：
: 內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈內有爆彈
: 怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃怕爆快逃
: Avada Kedavra
: 黑魔王佛最愛用的，鄧不利多跟哈利應該也會用，只是不願意用吧！
: 被佛地魔用這個咒語殺掉的有：
: 佛地魔爸爸，奶奶和爺爺，哈利爸爸媽媽，嬰兒哈利(沒殺成變分靈體)，
: Grindelwald，Gregorovich，還有黑魔王自己。
: 所以黑魔王佛被這個咒語彈了兩次，哈利嬰兒的時候和第二次，第一次因
: 為有分靈體可苟活，但二次分靈體都被清光了，如RAB所說:不再是不死之
: 軀。
: 另外，石內卜也用過(殺鄧不利多)，蟲尾用來殺帥哥追西迪哥里。
: 是不是黑魔法法力要到某種程度才能喊這個咒語呢？
: 第七集最後，哈利希望"瑞斗"有悔意，到最後黑魔王佛要殺他，他也只用
: 繳械咒"去去武器去"，我只能說哈利你真是大好人。若是碰到佛地魔要殺
: 我，拼了命也要"阿哇呾喀呾啦"！
雖然書裡面好像從來沒提過使出索命咒的條件，
不過光是懂咒語怎麼唸應該還是使不出來的。
哈利第五集對貝拉放酷刑咒失敗就是一個例子，
因為他無法打從心底享受折磨人的快感，
即使燃燒著復仇的火焰仍然無法成功。
我們可以猜測索命咒也和酷刑咒類似，
必須從心底享受給他死的快感才能成功使出來。
(真的是這樣的話，小石能對老鄧使出索命咒還真的是必須心智異常堅強才能做到...)
雖然哈利第七集因為情勢逼迫成功地使出酷刑咒，
但是用索命咒一定是違反他的本性的，
還是用繳械咒或昏擊咒比較像是哈利的作風。
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