Kau ingat senang jadi mak bapak?
0-12 bulan : Kalau kau rasa jaga baby tu susah kau silap. Jaga baby paling senang (kot?), cukup makan cukup susu tidurlah dia cuma susah part kembong, manja (melekap macam anak panda) atau waktu main dia ikut zone US. 😎
1-2 tahun : saat paling mencabar bila dia dah pandai berjalan, memunggah, menyepah dah 1 hal nak kene selesaikan semua benda dari pagi sampai malam. Ini part yang kau sentiasa kene monitor dia 24/7 ! Kalau tak ade je benda pelik dia buat termasuk tabur bedak 1 rumah atau gunting rambut kau masa kau tertidur. 😏
2-3 tahun : saat paling menduga sebab inilah saat keemasan tantrum dia! Berguling depan kedai, meraung tak nak jalan, melalak dalam mall. Menjerit-jerit tak dapat naik kereta mainan.. eh macam-macam hal lah time-time ni 😂
4-5 tahun : saat buat perangai! Buat perangai tak nak mandi tak nak makan tak nak pakai baju tak nak jalan tak nak segala benda semata tak nak pegi skool (taska). Ulang setiap pagi selama setahun sambil ulang no.1 untuk adik dia.
5-6 tahun : saat kecemerlangan. Okey tahap ni boleh tarik nafas lega sikit sebab dia dah ade kawan boleh nyanyi-nyanyi balik sekolah (tadika) tapi kau jangan lupa ulangan dari atas untuk part adik dia pulak..kah..kah..kah.. 😜
7 tahun : ini nasib..dapat yang pergi sekolah balik sekolah okey alhamdulillah tapi dapat yang pergi wangi balik belacan padahal baru hari isnin kau urut je lah dada kau laki bini. Ha..ha..ha.. 😂😂
8-12 tahun : tak banyak masalah di sekolah kecuali part susah nya nak suruh buat kerja sekolah! Rasa macam menyanyi hari-hari duk ulang suara 😭 kalau yang no.1 perangai cemerlang dari darjah 1 tapi yang no.2 kau kene sabar tahap langit ke-7 dengan perangai #ikutsukaakulahnakbuatketak 😭😅 Tu belum masuk part hari-hari hilang pensil, hari-hari hilang pemadam, hari-hari hilang buku! 💆
Ohye sambil "menyanyi" sambil ulang dari part baby sampai ke bawah untuk adik-adik dia. Kah..kah..kah..
13-17 tahun : cabaran remaja kita sambung lain kali okey ✌
Sebenarnya jadi mak ayah ni best tau, so korang yang belum jadi mak ayah tu aku doakan 1 hari nanti jika diizinkan Allah SWT korang akan dapat rasa macam ni juga, cepat & lambat hanya Allah je yang tahu. Pada yang tak tahu erti kekuasaan Allah SWT tu baik kau diam jangan tanya-tanya orang bila nak ade anak.
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Do you think it's easy to be parents?
0-12 months: If you feel like taking care of your baby, it's hard to be wrong Taking care of the most easy baby (maybe? ), enough to eat enough milk, sleep, it's just difficult to have bloated part, spoiled (sticking like a panda child) or playing time he follows the zone US. 😎
1-2 years: the most challenging moment when he's good at walking, unloading, squeezing 1 things to solve everything from morning to night. This is the part that you always monitor him 24/7! If there's nothing strange, he'll do it including sprinkle powder for 1 houses or cut your hair while you're asleep. 😏
2-3 years old: the most suspected time is the golden tantrum of her! Rolling in front of the shop, roared no way, melak in the mall. Screaming can't ride the toy train.. eh it's all the time 😂
4-5 years: when behaving! If you don't want to take a bath, you don't want to wear clothes, you don't want to go to school (nursery). Repeat every morning for a year while repeating no. 1 for her sister.
5-6 years: a moment of brilliance. Okay this level can take a breath of relief because he already has a friend who can sing back to school (kindergarten) but don't forget to repeat from the top for his sister's part.. kah.. kah.. kah.. kah.. 😜
7 years: this is the fate.. got the one who went to school back from school okay alhamdulillah but got the one who went to smell good back belacan even though it's only Monday you'll massage your Ha.. ha.. ha.. 😂😂
8-12 years: there aren't many problems in school except for the hard part to ask to do school work! Feels like singing every day on repeat the voice 😭 if no. 1 brilliant behaviour from 1th grade but no. 2 you have to be patient with the 7th sky level with the attitude #followsukaakulahnakbuatketak 😭😅 That hasn't entered the part of the days of losing the pencil, the days of losing the eraser, losing the book 💆
Ohye while ′′ singing ′′ repeating the baby part to the bottom for his younger siblings. Kah.. kah.. kah..
13-17 years: our teenage challenge continue next time okay ✌
Actually being parents is the best, so those who haven't become parents, I pray for you 1 days if Allah SWT allowed you will feel like this too, sooner & later only Allah knows. To those who don't know the meaning of the power of Allah SWT is better to keep silent don't ask people when you want
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