【被男客人逗笑記】
MY HUMOUROUS MALE CLIENTS
不知是不是物以類聚,人以群分的關係,原來我的客人也蠻幽默的。
事件一:
男客人:「老師!哇,你真人的臉比較小,在螢幕上看你的臉是比較大的!」
我抬頭看著男客人。
「你今天來,是幫我看相的嗎?」
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事件二:
我:「X先生,之前我這樣對你,是因為⋯⋯」
男客人一臉殷勤的說:「沒事,師父!你不用解釋,我都明白!我見過很多高人,高人高人一等,所以性格上都是有點奇怪,有些怪癖的!」
欸,不對,這是對我的讚譽嗎?怎麼聽起來怪怪的?🤨
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事件三:
我站在餐廳外,等老公結帳。
突然,一把聲音:「李老師!」
我轉過頭,欸,一家大小,是不熟悉的臉孔,應該是影片的觀眾吧!
帶著口罩都能被認出,對方真是好眼力。
我立刻現出「空姐式的微笑」,並打招呼。#反應快
男士告訴我,他很想請我到他家看風水。我點頭說,可以等報名表開放時報名。
之後⋯⋯
他眼睛就一直盯著我的雙眸看,再三的問:
「老師,你⋯⋯看得到,對嗎?」
我心裡的OS:我今天戴著隱形眼鏡,看你們一家人的樣子很清楚。我們第一次見面,我沒有認錯,我視力沒問題啊~
所以我很自然的點頭:「看到啊!」
男士保持著禮貌的距離,頭繼續往前,目不轉睛的研究著我的眼睛,喃喃自語:「我看老師的眼睛,是看得到的。」
然後,彷彿得到答案後,男士臉上才露出滿意的笑容。
看著他的表情,心裡覺得有點莫名其妙。
我只是因為以前用錯眼霜,眼袋那裡長了很多油泡而已,眼睛沒什麼問題啊~
告別後,我站在電動扶梯上,腦袋好像被五雷轟頂似後,我才猛然驚覺⋯⋯🤯
原來他剛才是在問,我到底是不是開了天眼,能否看到無形的朋友!
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I wonder whether it’s because of the theory “Birds of the same feather flock together”. I realise a number of my clients do have a funny bone in them.
Incident 1:
Male client, “Wow, Teacher! Your face in person is smaller! Your face look bigger on screen!”
I raised my head to look at him.
Me, “Are you here today to do face reading for me?”
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Incident 2:
Me, “Mr X, I treated you that way earlier on, because ⋯”
Male client earnestly chirped, “No worries, Master! You don’t have to explain. I totally understand. I have met many expert masters. Being superior experts, they are all eccentric in their own ways and all have some quirks!”
Erm, is this a compliment for me? Why does it sound weird somehow? 🤨
•
Incident 3:
I was waiting outside the restaurant for the husband to settle the bill.
Out of the blue, I heard a voice, “Teacher Lee!”
I turned my head around and saw a family of unfamiliar faces. They must be viewers of my videos, I thought.
I was mildly surprised to be recognized with my mask on. They sure have good eyesight.
I flashed my signature SQ smile at them and greeted them. #quickreaction
The man of the family told me that he wished to invite me to his home for a Feng Shui audit. I nodded my head and told him to register when my forms opened.
And then…
His eyes fixated on mine, and asked repeatedly,
“Teacher, you…can see, right?”
The OS inside my mind started racing. I was wearing contact lenses and I had no problem seeing your faces. I was pretty sure that today was our first time meeting. There was no issue with my eyes.
So I naturally nodded my head and replied, “Yes, I can see!”
He kept a polite distance but his head inched forward a teeny bit, with his eyes relentlessly exploring mine.
He then mumbled, “I see that Teacher’s eyes are able to see.”
His face began to smile, as if his exploration had gotten him a satisfactory answer.
Looking at his expression, I felt baffled.
I only had many milia seeds under my eyes due to using the wrong eye cream in my youth, but apart from that, my eyes are perfectly fine.
After bidding farewell, as I took the escalator, my brain lit up as if it was struck by the five thunders.
I suddenly realised…
The male viewer was asking if I had the clairvoyant eye and could see the invisible!
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【食材百科】患子宮肌瘤一般沒有症狀
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抗炎.抗腫瘤.抗氧化
認識十字花科蔬菜
卵巢容易出現瘤狀物,據說每十個女生就有三至四個長有子宮肌瘤,雖然體質細小的話不用治療,但長有腫瘤總叫人擔心。想預防腫瘤出現,建議可適量食用十字花科蔬菜,它有抗炎、抗菌、抗腫瘤及抗氧化作用,十字花科蔬菜種類繁多,常見的有西蘭花、椰菜花、大白菜、小白菜及椰菜,還有上海人尤其喜歡吃的薺菜、外國人常見的椰菜仔(brussel sprouts)以及熱門沙律菜火箭菜及羽衣甘藍,原來都出自十字花科,不妨按體質適量食用。
西蘭花 — 性平,有強腎壯骨、健脾養胃的作用,適合脾胃虛弱、久病體虛、容易腰酸人士食用。
椰菜花 — 性平,能助消化、生津止渴,適合口乾口渴、消化不良、食慾不振人士食用。
椰菜 — 性平,有補腎壯筋骨、健胃助消化的功效,適合久病體虛、容易腰酸、食慾不振人士食用。
薺菜 — 性平,有健脾利水、止血明目的作用,適合便血、消化道出血、月經過多人士食用。
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Getting to know cruciferous vegetables
Tumor-like lumps can easily grow in the ovaries. According to reports, three to four out of ten women will develop uterine fibroids. Though it does not require treatment if the size remains small, having a growth in the womb can be quite worrisome.
In order to prevent tumors, consume an appropriate amount of cruciferous vegetable, as they are anti-inflammatory, anti-bacterial, anti-tumor, and anti-oxidant.
There are many genera and species under this family. The common ones include broccoli, cauliflower, Chinese cabbage, bok choy, cabbage, and Shanghainese’s favorite shepherd's purse. Brussel sprouts, arugula, and kale, which often appear in Western cuisine, are also cruciferous vegetables. It will be good to incorporate them into your diet based on your body constitutions.
Broccoli - mild in nature. It can strengthen the kidneys and bones, as well as the spleen and stomach. Suitable for those with a weak spleen and stomach, weakness from chronic illness and sore lower back.
Cauliflower - mild in nature. It can aid digestion, promote fluid production and relieve thirst. Suitable for dry mouth and throat, indigestion and poor appetite.
Cabbage - mild in nature. It can strengthen the kidneys, muscles and bones, strengthen the stomach and aid digestion. Suitable for those with weakness from chronic illness, sore lower back and lack of appetite.
Shepherd's purse(ji cai) - mild in nature. It can strengthen the spleen and dispel dampness, relieve bleeding and improve eyesight. Suitable for individuals with blood in stool, blood in digestive tract and large volume of menstrual blood.
Chinese cabbage - also known as Jin Bai, Shao Cai and Huang Ya Bai, mild in nature. It can nourish the spleen and stomach, promote urination and bowel movement. It is suitable for those with indigestion, dry stool and those who are prone to constipation.
Bok choy - cool in nature. It can clear heat, improve bowel movement, relieve stress, clear phlegm and relieve coughing. It is suitable for those with dry mouth, reddish and short urination and easy constipation.
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懶人學料理│新豬肉釀彩椒 (eng below)
某天去朋友Carol家玩,她突發奇想說想把 OmniPork 新豬肉 釀在彩椒裡,再放進小焗爐烤幾分鐘。沒想到,味道非常好!所以就拍了這影片分享給你們,這次還加了一點點辣椒粉,很惹味!2樣食材、4個步驟,超快速又簡單地就可以完成了!
PS 考眼力:影片裡出現了4雙手,到底哪一雙才是我的手呢??
Lazy Cooking│OMN!PORK Stuffed Bell Peppers
One day, when I went to visit my friend Carol, she suddenly thought that she wanted to stuff the OmniPork 新豬肉 in bell peppers and put them into a small oven. Unexpectedly, it tastes very good! So we made this video to share with you. This time we added a little chili powder, which is amazing good! 2 ingredients, 4 steps, super fast and easy to complete!
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